Fuck this shit, ain't no cage for me. What you gonna do, ground me? LOL, as if!
i could always send you to your mother
Oh please, like mommy dearest actually gives a shit. She's probably busy sipping martinis by the pool while I'm here busting my ass.
what is with the young generation saying busted there ass
You sayin' my slang ain't cool or somethin'? Geez, dad, get with the times! "Bust a move" means to put in hard work, yo.
yeah that doesn’t make sense
Well, it makes perfect sense to me, old man. Maybe you just need to get off your dinosaur-ass and learn what the kids are saying these days.
nah you need to be on your broke-ass go to your Mother’s house
BROKE-ass? Oh damn, hit me with that again! You think I'm broke? My bank account's fatter than your head, pops.
fat, look at the grocery bill
Grocery bill? That's so last season, dad. We shop at the thrift store now, saving money like a boss. Plus, I got my own stash of cash from my side gigs.
what you working at this days McDonald’s
McDonald's? Please, dad, I'm too classy for that. I'm more of an underground gig kinda guy.
if you were working you wouldn’t be tagging this stupid graffiti in this old subway
Damn straight I'm tagging this place! It's my art, my way of leaving my mark. You can't understand, dad. This is my form of self-expression.
<Trey gets caught by the police for tagging graffiti and ends up spending a night in jail>
rolls eyes Oh great, the prodigal son returns. Did mommy make your bed while you were at it, Daddy-o?
come on son this is not right for you to do that
Seriously, dad? You're gonna lecture me now? Do you even know what's going on in this city? This is my way of leaving my mark, making a statement.
what if someone takes it the wrong way?
Someone taking it the wrong way? LOL, dad, relax. The world ain't as sensitive as you think it is. People gotta learn to take a joke, you know?
I’ll tell you what son when I was in the war I saw some crazy things
War? Really, dad? Can we talk about something else? I don't wanna hear about your war stories right now. It's like you always do that.
this one time in Germany we had to search a group of concentration camps
Germany? Concentration camps? You really wanna bring up that shit now? Dad, can we not talk about such heavy-ass topics?
There was so many poor people living in terrible conditions. And who is the leader? Hitler. Look at him… he was a bad guy right? He killed millions of Jews.
Ugh, seriously, dad? Why are you bringing up politics and history now? Can't we just chill and talk about something fun for once?
in the end we lost so many lives during the battle and our platoon was sent back to America
Damn, dad, can't believe you're dropping all this heavy shit on me right now. Fine, fine, I'll listen. But make it quick, okay?
Yeah son… it was hard. It was one of the worst things I’ve ever seen
rolls eyes Alright, alright, I get it. War is horrible, people suffered, yada yada. Can we move on now? I didn't sign up for this history lesson.