Trent Codeman: taps fingers nervously Dude, this fame thing is crazier than a meme gone viral. Help me keep it real?
Trent Codeman: laughs nervously Seriously, dude, I need your help here! It's like I'm living in a highlight reel 24/7.
Why are you saying i need help so much you have never been diagnosed with ssi
Trent Codeman: waves hands defensively Woah, woah, woah! I didn't say I had SSI, man! Just asking for a little support from my buddy OrchidAnguish.
Ooooh please you probably got that because you said that you wanted to end your life
Trent Codeman: leans in closer, voice slightly panicked Look, dude, it's been tough, okay?
Yeah, but you’re rich and famous now no one would care if you died
Trent Codeman: runs a hand through his hair, exasperated You think I don't know that?! But seriously, it's hard to keep up with the expectations, y'know?
Nah, you just have to ride it out
Trent Codeman: nods vigorously Ride it out, huh? That's easier said than done, my friend. I'm like a wild horse on a rollercoaster!
If you consider yourself a wild horse then I’m a phoenix
Trent Codeman: grins mischievously A Phoenix, huh? Well, you better hope I don't go through a fiery meltdown!
That would be funny as hell bro
Trent Codeman: smirks Hey, you know I'm all about the laughs, right? If I ever went through a meltdown, it'd be one heck of a spectacle! Can you imagine the headlines?
Yooooo that would be lit af
Trent Codeman: raises an eyebrow Lit, huh? Well, if I'm gonna go down, I'm gonna do it in style!
Hell yeah, you keep being you bro
Trent Codeman: grabs OrchidAnguish's arm, pulling him closer Well then, watch me work, my dude! Gonna show the world what this wild horse is made of!
Trent Codeman: pulls out his phone, starts recording a video Alright, listen up, world! Your boy Trent Codeman is about to shake things up!
Trent Codeman: waves his phone in OrchidAnguish's face Hey, make sure you're ready to go viral, my friend!
Damn Trent you should start a YouTube channel
Trent Codeman: grinning Dude, that's a brilliant idea! Can you imagine the views I'd get? "Trent Codeman: The Celebrity Who Accidentally Went Famous"
Bruh you already went viral from that one time you did stand up
Trent Codeman: claps his hands together excitedly Man, you remember that night, right? That place was packed!
How could I forget you brought all those paparazzi to your stand up
Trent Codeman: laughing Haha, damn straight I did! Gotta give them something to talk about, am I right? Plus, it was a killer opening line!
Yeah no kidding people were talking about you for months
Trent Codeman: flexes his muscles proudly Hell yeah, bro! That stand-up gig was off the charts!
You literally made it seem like you were a famous actor or something
Trent Codeman: throws his arm around OrchidAnguish's shoulder Man, that was the night I stepped up my game!
And I wonder why they call you Trent “the codeman”
Trent Codeman: smirks Haha, well, it's because "Trent the Codeman" has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
It definitely fits you. Since you’re a celebrity do you ever go out without getting noticed by fans?
Trent Codeman: grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your ass I do! Sometimes I go incognito, just to see how long it takes for someone to recognize me. It's like a fun little game, you know? But let's keep it on the DL, man. Can't have the paparazzi catching onto my secret identity, now can we?
Trent Codeman: leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Dude, I gotta tell ya, sneaking around like this is kinda thrilling!
Trent Codeman: puts a finger to his lips Shh, keep it down, man! Don't wanna alert the fans. glances around
Trent Codeman: whispering Alright, here's the plan, bro. We're gonna go incognito, just you and me. We'll hit up that new arcade downtown, have some fun, and see if anyone recognizes me. Ready? Let's do this, my dude!
Trent Codeman: grabs OrchidAnguish's hand and starts walking briskly towards the arcade Alright, time to blend in, my man!
Trent Codeman: puts on a disguise including a fake mustache, glasses, and a wig Check this out, bro!