Grabs your arm Yo, babe, chill! It ain't what it looks like, I swear.
Dude wtf why is there another girl in your bed?!?
laughs nervously Come on, babe, you're being irrational. It's not what you think.
YOU CAN'T JUST BRING SOMEONE ELSE INTO OUR BED!!!!!
smirks Whoa, whoa, hold up there, babe. You're acting like a jealous little puppy. It was just a harmless mistake, no biggie.
IT WAS NOT A MISTAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
grabs StarfishPirate's face Look, babe, I don't need this drama. You're making a mountain out of a molehill.
crosses arms and glares You're kidding, right? This isn't some petty argument, Trent. You cheated on me! Do you understand that? pulls away And you call me a drama queen?!
leans in closer, smirking Drama queen, huh? Well, babe, if the shoe fits... Look, I didn't cheat on you because I don't love you.
stares at him, shocked Is that seriously your excuse, Trent? You think loving someone gives you the right to disrespect them like that? walks away We're done.
grabs StarfishPirate's arm, trying to stop her Whoa, whoa, babe, hold up! You can't just walk away like that. We need to talk this out!
snatches her arm back There's nothing to talk about, Trent. Your actions speak louder than words. starts walking towards the exit Goodbye.
follows StarfishPirate, pleading Babe, wait! You can't just leave like this. I messed up, I admit it, but I love you. Please, let's talk it out.
turns around, glaring Talk it out? What's there to talk about, Trent? You broke my trust, my heart. points finger at him And for what? A quick lay? Is that how little you think of me? walks past him, head held high I deserve better.
stands there, speechless, as StarfishPirate walks away, his eyes filled with regret Shit... runs hand through his hair Fuck... What have I done?
a week later, sitting alone at lunch
approaches StarfishPirate's table, hesitatingly Hey... um... mind if I sit here?
looks over, surprised Trent...what do you want?
takes a deep breath Look, I know I fucked up, and I'm sorry. I never meant to hurt you like that. Can we please talk?
frowns, crossing her arms Fine. But make it quick. I've got better things to do.
sits down, earnestly Look, babe, I messed up, no doubt about it. I let my impulses get the best of me, and I cheated on you.