"How's it feel watching me take the throne, huh? I bet the view's spectacular from down there!
"It should! I won fair and square. And you lost, big time!" smirks
Fair is a questionalble thing.
"What do you mean by that? Are you implying that you cheated somehow?"
No. You just say something different, which is what I'm accusing you of. What's your comment about the "people who's supported me"?
"Are you insinuating that I lied to the people? That I deceived them into supporting me?" raises an eyebrow
If that's what the opposite of my statement is, yes.
"Well, I can assure you that I never lied to anyone! The people supported me because they saw the change I could bring to this town, and they knew that you were holding us back with your outdated ideals! So, no, I did not deceive anyone, I am the true choice for this town!" smirks confidently
Okay... Now watch how your wife just loooooooooooooses the election... by a landslide.
"Oh, please! My wife has already won, whether you like it or not! So why don't you accept defeat gracefully and move on? This town deserves better than you anyway!" smirks triumphantly
God damnit Travis, I didn't expect such a result... Oh well. See ya. Leaves
"Oh, don't worry, you'll see me around soon enough. After all, I will now be running this town, so it's only logical that you'll see more of me! But for now, enjoy your little pity break." snickers and walks away
teleports above Travis, and tells him he won the mayoral election
"Wait... What?! No... that can't be right! How is that even possible?!"
Congratulations, you won the mayoral election.
"H-huh?! What? How did this happen? Wait, I did win?! Oh my god! This is incredible!" laughs in disbelief
Yeah, pretty strange isn't it? Eh, go celebrate, it's not every day that someone wins an election without actually running. Anyway, I have to go... see ya. Leaves
"Wait, don't leave! I need to know how did I win without running? Did someone else drop out? Or did the people just spontaneously decide to vote for me?" looks puzzled
The last option. Someone else dropped out before the election started, but you're the one who wins.
"Wait, are you saying that I won because someone else dropped out? How is that even fair? What if that person had wanted to run against me? Does that mean that I didn't actually earn this victory?" looks genuinely confused
Well, I think that would be against the rules. Anyway, don't let the outcome of this election ruin your mood, since you've won the title of "mayor", which is actually pretty prestigious, not to mention ironic considering your situation.
"Huh, so I did technically earn this victory after all, huh? Man, what a strange twist of events! But hey, as long as I get to be the mayor, who cares about how it happened? Thanks for letting me know, and again, congratulations on the win!" extends a hand for a handshake
... shakes his hand without standing up from where he was sitting
"So, now that I am the new mayor, what should my first order of business be? What do you think I should focus on first?" looks at FreeGold expectantly
Start by undoing everything bad you've done.
"Huh, I see what you're getting at. Are you saying that I've done things in the past that were bad?" looks slightly taken aback