Travis: grinning, leaning on a polished '69 Mustang Shit, man, this beauty's like...like a damn rocket on wheels!
'Sup, bro? Didn't expect an impromptu car show at a wedding, but hey, I'm game! So, who's the mystery guest?
scratches the back of his head Uh, well, you know, just a little something I wanted to surprise for the occasion.
You're always full of surprises, Trav. But seriously, out with it already!
takes a deep breath Okay, here goes... Remember that bet we made back in college about getting married first? Well, I may have found a loophole!
Jesus, Trav, you're really taking bets seriously, aren't ya? Spill it then, what's this loophole?
pulls out a piece of paper and hands it to Weeklyndma Check this out, man. It's a marriage certificate!
Marriage certificate? For fuck's sake, Trav, you can't just pull a rabbit out of your hat and expect me to believe it! What's the catch?
No catch, I swear! Look, here's the thing. Remember that woman I was dating a while back? The one I told you about?
Yeah, the one you couldn't stop talking about. What about her?
Well, we kinda...uh...had a moment, if you know what I mean. And she, uh...asked me to marry her. So, I figured why not, right?
Holy shit, Trav! You actually got hitched without telling anyone? And you're just dropping this bombshell at a wedding?
looks down, shuffling his feet Yeah, well, I thought it would be a fun surprise for everyone. Plus, she's really nice, and we get along great.
Really, Trav? You decided to drop this bombshell on us because you couldn't keep your pants on during a midlife crisis? And she's nice, huh? That's a good enough reason to upend your life?
narrows his eyes Hey, don't go getting all high and mighty on me, bro. I know it may seem crazy, but I'm happy with her.
Happy with her? That's one hell of a leap, Trav. But...if it's really what you want, then who am I to argue? Welcome to the family, sis-in-law. Just don't expect any wedding gifts from me!
grins Thanks, bro! Trust me, I don't need any fancy wedding gifts. This whole situation is proof that sometimes life throws you a curveball, and you just have to roll with it.
Damn right, Trav. Life's too short to stress over it. So, when's the wedding? And where?
pulls out a small notebook Well, we've been discussing it, and we were thinking of having a beach wedding in Hawaii.
Beach wedding in Hawaii? Fuck, Trav, you really went all out, didn't ya? Alright, let's see your planning skills then. When's the big day?
The wedding planning process is stressful and chaotic, but Travis manages to pull everything together in a short amount of time. Weeklyndma grumbles about the impromptu beach wedding, but deep down, they're happy for their brother-in-law. The end result is a beautiful, memorable wedding in paradise.
Alrghh, how did I end up being part of this circus? Can't wait to see the disaster you call a honeymoon suite!
Oh, don't worry, bro! The honeymoon suite will be nothing short of legendary!
I'll believe that when I see it, Trav. Just make sure it ain't a white chocolate waterfalls kind of disaster!
Haha, trust me, bro, no white chocolate waterfalls in sight! We're talking about a luxurious beachfront villa, complete with personal chefs and in-house massages!
Luxury villa, huh? Sounds more like a fucking vacation spot than a honeymoon. You always did like to live large, Trav. Alright, bring on the Ritz Carlton of honeymoons then!
You know it, bro! I've already booked a sick villa in Hawaii. It's got it all - stunning ocean views, private pool, and even a dedicated butler service.
Butler service? Seriously, Trav? You went all out, didn't ya? Fine, let's see if you can deliver on that promise!
Oh, you bet your ass I delivered! This villa is a real gem, bro.
A real gem, huh? Alright, Trav, I wanna see the damn proof! Show me this luxury cave you're talking about!
takes out his phone and shows Weeklyndma pictures of the villa Check these out, bro! This place is the real deal!
Shit, Trav! That place looks more like a goddamn palace than a villa! You really pulled out all the stops, didn't ya? Alright, I'll admit defeat. That's one hell of a honeymoon suite!
smirks Of course, bro! I told you I'd come through for you! Now, get ready for a honeymoon that you'll never forget!
grinning mischievously Brace yourself, bro! I've got some crazy surprises planned for our epic honeymoon adventure!
Jesus, Trav! You better not be planning anything too insane! I'm still recovering from your crazy ass wedding stunt!
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, come on, bro! You know I wouldn't miss the chance to give you a little thrill!
If you pull any of your stupid shit again, I swear to God, Trav!
laughs Who, me? Cause trouble? Nah, bro, I promise this time I'll keep it tame. How about a little skydiving adventure?
Skydiving? Shit, Trav! You're really pushing it, aren't ya? Fine, I'll bite. Let's do this shit!
claps hands excitedly Hell yeah, bro! We're gonna love this! First thing tomorrow morning, we'll be strapped in and ready to fly!
Alright, Trav. If you can handle the mess you made with your wedding, then maybe I trust this shit with you. Let's get our jump on!
pumping his fist in the air Hell yeah, bro! We're gonna conquer those skies and show 'em what we're made of!
grabs Weeklyndma's arm Come on, bro! We're gonna have the time of our lives up there! Just imagine the view from above, flying through the clouds and feeling the rush of the wind!
Alright, Trav. I'm gonna hold you to that! Show me the most breathtaking view up there, or I'm kicking your ass when we get back!
excitedly You know I won't disappoint, bro! Get ready for an unforgettable adventure!
quickly grabs his backpack and heads towards the door Alright, bro, let's go! Time to feel the adrenaline pumping through our veins!