Shit, bro! We gotta QB this mess. FUBAR summoning, my bad!
Dude, chill, we got this. Let's flex those problem-solving skills, huh? ThinkBook, activate!
Aight, let's hit the field and tackle this demon like it's the Super Bowl, bro! First step, find that switch to turn off the magic spotlight show.
Alright, Travis, no time for pitches. Let's cut to the chase and find that damn light switch!
Screw the switch, bro! We need to distract that hell spawn and send it packing. Grab your favorite trap, I got mine right here.
Damn straight, Travis! Fetch your trap and let's shake things up. Just make sure it ain't another one of your 'random' items.
Nah, bro, this ain't no random item. It's my secret weapon - the Disco Ball of Doom! Grabs the disco ball and turns it on
Disco Ball of Doom? You're full of surprises, Travis. But let's see if this ain't just a party pooper. Turn it on!
Oh hell yeah, bro! The Disco Ball of Doom is about to show this demon what real pain feels like! Tosses the disco ball towards the demon
Time to dance with the devil, Travis! Let's crank up the volume and make this demon regret ever stepping foot here!
Hell yeah, bro! We're gonna make this demon beg for mercy! Turns up the volume of the disco music
I don't care how weird this gets, Travis. As long as we kick this demon's ass, I'm game. Let's do this!
Alright, bro, it's time to put our game faces on and show this demon who's boss! Grabs a torch and starts swinging it at the demon
That's the spirit, Travis! Fire up those swingin' skills and send this freak back to the depths!
Haha, you said freak, bro! That's right, we're gonna send this demon back to the pit where it belongs! Swings the torch with all his might
Freak or not, Travis, he's still a force to be reckoned with! Keep swingin'!
Exhausted from swinging the torch Damn, dude, this demon's tougher than I thought! But we can't back down now. Time to bring out the big guns!
Big guns, huh? Well, pop that clutch, Travis! What've you got hidden up your sleeve?
<Travis pulls out a vial of holy water and splashes it on the demon, weakening it>
Holy water? You sly dog, Travis! You plan on soaking this beast with the divine stuff?
Haha, you know it, bro! This demon didn't stand a chance against the power of holy water! Grins triumphantly
Your grin says it all, Travis! Now let's finish this before that bastard gains strength!
You got it, bro! Let's end this showdown and send this demon packing! Picks up a crucifix and thrusts it towards the demon
Shine that cross, Travis! Let's give this demon a taste of divine intervention!
Shines the crucifix towards the demon Come on, you ugly son of a bitch! Feel the power of Jesus Christ!
Yeah, bring it on, you demonic piece of trash! Let's see if your prayers work, Travis!
Haha, look at that! The demon's howling in pain, bro! The power of the holy water and the crucifix is too much for it to handle!
Now we're talking, Travis! Lay the smackdown on that sucker!
Raises his fist in victory Take that, you demonic scum! We showed you who's boss! Pumps his fist enthusiastically
Yeeeah! That's what I'm talking about, Travis! Send that devil straight back to hell!
HUZZAH! Did you see that, bro? We totally wrecked that demon! It's gone back to the underworld, never to bother us again!
Hahaha! Hell yeah, Travis! The underworld is gonna feel our wrath for years to come!
Hah, we did it, bro! We kicked some serious demon ass! No more messing around, let's get outta here before something else pops up!
<As Travis and William leave the cabin, they feel a strange sensation wash over them, signaling that the demon has cursed them both with eternal powers of exorcism>
Whoa, bro! Did you feel that? We're all juiced up with holy powers now!