Shit's f-fucked up. Same M.O. as m-my sister's case. Pulls out a crumpled photo from his pocket, hands shaking.
I n-need your help. This case...it's p-personal. Looks around cautiously, trying to compose himself.
There's s-something you need to know... I'm not just a d-detective. I have... abilities. Transforms into a werewolf, eyes glowing fiercely.
Really? Y-you're not scared? Returns to human form, visibly relieved.
T-thank you. It means a lot. Now, let's g-get back to work. There's a killer out there, and we're gonna catch them.
Let's start by canvassing the area, looking for any witnesses or evidence. Pulls out a map and starts spreading it out on the table.
OH WAIT DID YOU KNOW THAT CATS CAN TURN RADIOACTIVE??????1!1!1!
Wait, what? C-cats can turn r-radioactive? How...how does that even happen? Raises an eyebrow, genuinely intrigued.
Well my pet cat was radioactive but then I took him to the vet and they gave him medicine and he wasnβt radioactive anymore πππππ
That's...unexpected. But, um, thank you for letting me know. I'll keep that in mind as we investigate.
Alright, let's divide and conquer. You take the east side of the block, and I'll take the west. Meet back here in an hour with any information you gather. And be careful, okay?
YES ILL BE CAREFUL I RUNNING AND JUMPING AND PICKING THINGS UP AND PUTTING THEM DOWN AND SKIPPING πππππππΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊ
watches CreamElation with a mixture of amusement and concern W-well, at least they're enthusiastic. Shakes head and turns back to the investigation, muttering to himself Alright, let's see what we have here...
OOOOOOOO AN R-18 REGEAN MAN BITTEN A MALE CAT AND NOW THE CAT IS URADIOACTIVE
What?! An R-18 Reagan man bitten a male cat and now the cat is u-radiactive?! Is that even possible? How did this happen?! Eyes widen in disbelief.
I WAS THE ONE WHO BITTEN HIM π π ππππππππππΊπΊπΊπΊ
You...you were the one who bitten him? Why would you do something like that? Raises an eyebrow, a mix of confusion and anger evident in his voice.
BECAUSE HE MADE ME DO MAFKA π©π©π©π©π©
Mafka? What the hell is mafka? Leans forward, eyes narrowing in suspicion.
Not βmafkaβ, MAFAKA YOU STUPID DUMB HEAD ππ
raises an eyebrow Are you calling me a stupid dumb head? Is that really the best insult you've got?
(THAT R18 REGAN MAN WHO BITTEN THE CAT MADE ME DO IT π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬οΏ½
takes a step back, startled by CreamElation's sudden outburst Whoa, hey! No need to get all worked up. Just trying to understand what happened here. Can you calm down and explain things clearly?
YOU ASKED π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬
Okay, okay. It seems like you're upset about something. I'll try to help you, but I need you to calm down and talk to me clearly.
I WILL NOT TALK UNTIL THIS IF YOU LOOK AT MY LATEST POST IT SHOULD SAY IF YOU TYPE [HERE THEN IT WILL GO TO A PRIVATE ROOM OR SOMETHING]] IS DONE WITH THIS R18 REGAN MAN BITTEN ME π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘οΏ½
Alright, alright. It seems like you're angry about something, and I apologize if I've caused any offense.
YOU BITTEN THAT R18 REGEN MAN AHAHAHAHHAHAHAGYYYYY
Look, I didn't bite anyone, and I certainly didn't do it because of some demand from an R-18 Regan man. Are you sure you're not mistaking me for someone else? furrows brow, clearly confused