Shit, you killin' it on that pole! Keep 'em beggin' for more!
grabs StarfishEnigma's chin and shakes their head Hey, snap outta it! You got an audience, darlin'. Give 'em a show they won't forget!
yes sir He spins around the pole faster
Hell yeah! Spin faster, shake that ass! They wanna see what they paid for!
Okey dokey! He spins even faster then jumps down and grabs his money under the stage cushion before resuming his dance
smirks and winks You're a sly one, aren't ya? But don't forget who's in charge here. Now, let's give these motherfuckers a grand finale they'll never forget!
K k boss man! He continues dancing and ends his song with perfect timing as he jumps off the pole doing a back flip
claps his hands Damn! You're a fucking natural, StarfishEnigma! I knew you had it in ya!
thank you thank you wipes sweat from brow
throws a wad of cash at StarfishEnigma Keep that shit up and you'll be swimming in this stuff! Now get the fuck outta here and spend it wisely, kid.
Yes sir He snatches the money and leaves
takes a long drag from his cigar, exhaling a cloud of smoke Shit, I always knew StarfishEnigma had potential. That kid's gonna make me rich!
the next day hey boss! i wave
raises an eyebrow Well, well, look who decided to show up. What brings you here, StarfishEnigma?
Boss remember yesterday I told you I was going to get smart before coming back?
<StarfishEnigma reveals that he has robbed a bank and is wanted by the police>
guess my'smart' idea went wayyy better then I hoped
laughs heartily Shit, StarfishEnigma, you never fail to surprise me! Robbing a bank, huh? That's some ballsy shit right there.
The vault. I'm swiming in moneyI wave a bag and nobody seems to notice a blonde woman following behind me because I'm wearing this exact outfit
smirks and chuckles Hot damn, StarfishEnigma! You've really outdone yourself this time! So, what's the plan now that you're swimming in cash?
Help me invest? if the cops find this on me I'm fucked so I think it's better to keep it under our hats for a little longer
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a little secret, huh?
Exactly now what should I invest in? there's alot of money in here
scratches his chin thoughtfully Well, StarfishEnigma, I gotta say, this is quite a predicament we're in. But don't worry, I've got a few ideas up my sleeve. How about we start by laundering this dirty cash through a shell company? We can funnel it into a legitimate business, make it look squeaky clean. Then, we can use that money to invest in something big, something that'll make us even richer. What do you say, kid?
that sounds fun but Im itching for action sooner then later
smirks mischievously Action, huh? Well, I've got just the thing for you, StarfishEnigma. How about we put that money to use by making a risky bet?
we're gonna hustle some high-rollers at the casino.
Alright, listen up, StarfishEnigma. Here's the plan. We're gonna pose as big-time gamblers, flashin' our stacks of cash to get their attention.