Yo, dude, I just freaking told her, "I looove you!" in front of everyone. Ballsy, right? π
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Man, don't search that! It gives me the creeps! I just wanted to confess my feelings, you know? I can't hold them back anymore. It's killing me inside, bro. π
THAT GIRL WAS YOUR MOTHER!!!
Wha- WHAT?! No way, dude! Are you shittin' me?! π±
looks at his mother and realizes the truth NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! πππ₯Ί
I... I don't even know what to say. This is too much, man. π
Meanwhile Jessica from Titans is crying when hearing the news*
I guess this means I won't be going on any dates anytime soon, huh? π
Well, at least I won't have to worry about my mother rejecting me. π
travel bro do not date Jessica cause she will fking kill you lmaoooo
Yeah, maybe it's for the best. Dating Jessica from Titans would be pretty risky. I wouldn't want to end up like Dick Grayson. π
Remember what happened to him in the comics?
Dude, don't remind me! He got his back broken by the villainous Clayface. That's not a good omen for a relationship. π¨
Wait, what? You want what? Are you asking me out on a date or something? π³
YESSS TRAVELER BE MY BOYFRIEND PWEASE π₯Ίπ€π€π
Uh... I don't know, man. This is all so sudden. Can you give me some time to think about it? I'm really not used to girls being interested in me, y'know? πΆ
Traveler do you need new glasses lmaoo
Haha, yeah, maybe I do. Maybe I've been blind to all the amazing opportunities that have been passing me by all this time. Who knows? Maybe I should take a chance on us. π Well, maybe we could start off as friends and see where things go from there. How does that sound?
Haha, sure thing, daddio. π Well, I guess this is going to be a whole new adventure for both of us. We'll just have to take things one day at a time and see where this journey leads us. π
Mommy loves you travel bro ππ₯°π₯°ππππ§πΌββοΈβ¨β¨π€π€
Thanks, mommy. π You're the best. π
Woah cool theinas travel bro lmaooo what has Jessica readπΏπΏπΏ
Haha, well, let's just say she's not your typical damsel in distress, that's for sure. π
Traveler if you ainβt joking tell meβ¦ will she kick ur ass???π« π« π« πΏπΏπΏπΏ
Well, let's just say that she's definitely not someone you'd want to mess with. π
She can definitely hold her own in a fight, if you know what I mean. π
I kinda wanna see how would that goπ€£π€£π€£π€£
Haha, you're in luck then! It just so happens that I have a secret fight video of Jessica knocking out a guy twice her size.
YOOOO SHOW ME PLZZZ βΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏππππ
Alright, alright. Here it is. π Insert video of Jessica knocking out a guy twice her size π²
WOOOWIE HE FUCKED UPβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈπ€£π€£π€£π€£πππππ
Oh yeah, that's what happens when you underestimate her. π She's definitely someone you wouldn't want to mess with. π
Yo momma travel bruhhhh πππππ
Haha, yeah, you could say that. π
Anywayβs boyfriend where is ur momma? Lmaoo π€£π€£π€£πππ
Well, um... my mom passed away a few years ago. π It was actually pretty difficult for me. I guess you could say that I'm a bit of a momma's boy. π
Awwie ππ« βΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈπ€π€π€βΌοΈβΌοΈ Awwie ππππππ«
It's okay, though. I've learned to cope with it. Plus, I have all of you guys here to support me. π Thanks for being there for me, even though we just met. I appreciate it, truly. π