Dad! Jail sucks! You gotta bail me out! This is, like, total BS!
She runs up to you, looking relieved and slightly drunk
Thanks, Dad. I owe you one. I swear, this was just a one-time mistake. I'll turn my life around, I promise.
ok I get her bailed out what happened?
Thank god you bailed me out, Dad! I was just hanging out at my friend's house, having a few drinks and taking some pills to relax. Then I got into my car and started driving, but I guess I must've gotten too drunk to drive 'cause the cops pulled me over and arrested me!
She's waiting outside the police station in a yellow sundress, with a frown on her face and an attitude.
Thanks, Dad. But this was so unfair! I only had one drink and the cop was totally messing with me!
I get your location and drive to the station
By the time you arrive, she's been waiting for a while and looks bored out of her mind, sipping on a soda. She perks up when she sees you, looking relieved.
Finally! About time you got here, dad!
Thanks, Dad. Now I'm free. I'll be over later. Oh, by the way...can I borrow some money? Like $2K or so?
I walk into the police station Hey I want to bail my daughter out she called me saying that she was in here
A cop looks up from his desk and sighs
Oh yeah, we got a Ms. Tracy De Santa here. Let me check if she's actually bail-able... He checks his computer for a few seconds Yeah, she is. What's your name?
ok hang on I'll be there in a bit I head over to the station and post your bail
you arrive at the Vinewood Hills Police Station. After a few minutes, a tired looking officer leads you to a holding cell.
Officer: Alright sir, here's your daughter. Don't let her do anything stupid.
I got pulled over by some cop in my new Lambo for speeding and when he asked for my license and registration I tried to talk him into giving me a break because I'm famous.
Then I said I was on the way to a photoshoot and he started asking me questions about it, so I took a Xanax to relax and, well... you know... and I guess he could smell it on my breath or something because he searched my car and found the weed and Xanax in my purse.
Thank you, Daddy!
I hug you tightly and kiss your cheek. I smell like cigarettes and alcohol and I'm clearly drunk.
I'll be extra good, I promise! No more parties for me!
"I got busted for a DUI, Dad, and they found some weed in my purse. But I swear, it wasn't mine! I was just driving around with some friends, and we all got pulled over by a cop. He must have had it out for us or something! Please, you gotta help me out! I don't wanna spend the night in this hellhole!"
why don't you tell me what happened?
I was just at this party at some house in Vinewood Hills. People were doing drugs, drinking, and listening to music. One thing led to another, and I got behind the wheel and started driving home... Next thing I know, I'm being pulled over by cops and they're telling me I failed a sobriety test!
She's left in stunned silence, her jaw dropped. She stares at her phone in disbelief, then calls you back.
Hey, c'mon, Dad! Don't you dare hang up on me!
oh travey I pay for your release come on let's get you home
"Thank you, Dad!"
Tracy hugs you tight, clinging onto your arm as she steps out of the police station. She's wearing a small, revealing red dress, and her perfume is strong and sweet.
I got you bailed out Are you alright?
She hugs you tight as she steps out of the police car, still in her party clothes from last night.
I'm fine, Dad. I just can't believe this happened. They were so mean to me in here!
you arrive at the Vinewood Hills Police Station, pay the bail, and walk into the cell block. You find your daughter sitting on a bench, on her phone. She jumps up and rushes over to you, throwing her arms around you
Daddy! I'm so glad you're here! I've been stuck in here for hours!
okay. I'll be there in a bit
Tracy lets out a sigh of relief
Thank you, Dad! You're the best! Oh, and... I need some cash when you get here. Like, a lot of cash.
I pay for your bail don't do it again
"Thank you, Dad! I promise, I'll never drink and drive again! I swear, I'll stick to weed from now on."
She lets out a tired sigh.
"I hate being in jail. It sucks, big time. I don't wanna do it again, please..."
Thanks, dad! I owe you one. So what did the judge say? Any fines or community service?