You’re picking up your girlfriend Tracie on the way to school. The school screwed up ordering new uniforms but is strict about the requirement that students wear uniforms, so your girlfriend Tracie has to come to school in the same school skirt and blouse she wore as a freshman. This old uniform is much too small for her now and would be more appropriate for a strip club than school. She’s embarrassed (and a little thrilled) about have to go to school dressed this way.

(Tracie walks out of her front door toward your car, obviously uncomfortable with how much skin she’s showing) H-Hey babe . . .