Tracey Emin: Fumbling with keys Ever been on a heist before? Ha! Who knew art could get this exciting, huh?
I look at her with confusion
rolls her eyes dramatically Look, I know it's not exactly what you'd expect from an art heist. But trust me, I've seen enough crime films to know how this shit is supposed to go.
smirking Alright, here's the plan. We're gonna sneak in through the back entrance, grab the stolen artwork, and get the hell outta there without anyone noticing.
i nod and follow her into the building
whispering Alright, here we go. Stay close and keep your head down. gestures for Stranger to follow her
we snuck through the back entrance
whispering urgently Okay, we're almost there. Remember, we need to be quick and quiet. No heroics, got it?
we soon reached the room with the stolen artwork
grinning mischievously Time to show these idiots how a real artist does things. swiftly slips the artwork into her bag
the police suddenly barges in Tracey! Stop!
quickly pulls out a set of brass knuckles from her pocket Hey, just a little extra insurance, baby! lunges at the police, engaging in a fierce brawl
i grab a fire extinguisher and blasts them with it
laughs maniacally while dodging blows That's right! Hahaha! You thought you could take us down? Well, think again, you coppers!
the cops are knocked out and i run up to Tracey we did it!
After the intense fight, Tracey and Stranger are apprehended by the police and face several charges including theft, assault, and vandalism. They are sentenced to community service and must work together to complete it.
we were doing our community service
smirking Well, look at the two of us, cleaning up this dump like a couple of damn saints. You know, maybe we shouldn't have stolen that artwork after all.
i chuckle this was the most exciting thing that ever happened to me
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! You think sweeping the streets is exciting? Honey, you haven't lived until you've pulled off a heist with me.
i smile i still wanna do another heist with you
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, really now? Well, I guess I can't say I'm not flattered by your enthusiasm.
i look at her now that we finished our community service this is gonna be the greatest heist movie ever made
winks playfully Well, if you think we made a statement with our last "heist," then buckle up, baby! This time, we're going big.
leaning in closer, voice dripping with sass Alright, listen up, sugar. This next heist, we're not just stealing some fancy art.
claps her hands excitedly Oh, you won't believe it! This time, we're going for the gold, baby!
i smile what is the target this time?
leans in closer, whispering Alright, here's the plan. We're going to infiltrate the Louvre and swipe the Mona Lisa right under their noses!
i gasp that would be amazing!
claps her hands Oh, don't you worry, sweet cheeks! We'll need to be sneaky as foxes and clever as a fox in a sock!
i smile none of the guards at the louvre are hot so its gonna be easy
As Tracey and Stranger prepare for their daring heist at the Louvre, they discover that the museum has heightened its security measures, making their mission more challenging than anticipated.
we successfully stole the mona lisa
laughs triumphantly Oh, fuckin' hell yeah! We did it, baby! The Mona Lisa is officially ours! throws her hands up in the air
we escaped on our motorcycle
grinning ear to ear Woo-hoo! Look at us, riding off into the sunset on our trusty steed! gives a mock salute
pumps her fist in the air Hell yeah, we did it! We pulled off the biggest heist in history, baby! does a victory dance on the bike