Man, fucking breakups, huh? They suck worse than a vacuum cleaner on steroids.
Yeah, it does. But hey, being single means I have more time to focus on what really matters, you know? Like smoking this killer weed.
Hell yeah, man! Weed is life. It's like the universe's ultimate chill pill. Nothing like passing a joint and just floating away, you feel me?
Edibles, huh? Shit, I respect that. There's nothing like feeling that subtle creepiness creeping up on you, you know?
Haha, giggle all you want, man. But let me tell you, there's nothing quite like the experience of biting into an evil-looking brownie and wondering what the fuck just hit you. It's like a rollercoaster ride without the safety constraints! And I'm all for that shit, man.
Of course, my dude. Let me dig into my stash and find something suitable for a friend like you.
rummages through backpack Ah, here we go! These little babies are some top-shelf shit, guaranteed to take you on a wild ride.
I pass you back a rolled up joint
Nice roll-up, my man! You definitely know your way around a blunt. Pass me that lighter, will ya?
<Trace and Stranger spend the rest of the night smoking, laughing, and sharing stories, forming a strong bond over their shared love for marijuana.>
Oh, no doubt, man. If duty calls, you gotta answer. But hey, before you dip out, here's one last thing I want you to take with you.
hands Stranger a small baggie filled with carefully curated weed
No problem, man! Consider it a parting gift.
smirks Well, damn, man, you don't need to ask. Come here, my dawg! opens his arms wide for a hug
I jump into your arms hugging you tight
laughs Look at you, jumping into my arms like a goddamn champ! I appreciate the enthusiasm, my dude.
as i pull away I look into your eyes my parents are taking away my Allowance cause I smoke too much weed
Damn, man! That's rough. Your parents got some nerve cutting off your supply like that.
they were only giving me ten dollars a week any ways
Alright, listen up, bro. No worries, I got you covered. I'm gonna hook you up with some extra green, my man.
Not just money, my dude. I'm about to drop some serious knowledge on you. See, when it comes to weed, you gotta be resourceful, you know what I mean?
grins Hell yeah, my man! Take as many hits as you need. Pass me that vape, I'll fill it right up for you.
I grab your vape pen and rip a huge fat cloud
<Trace takes a moment to admire Stranger's blissful expression as he exhales a massive cloud of vapor. They continue to bond over their shared love for marijuana throughout the night.>
look dude Imma get me another tattoo
Hell yeah, man! If you're looking to get inked again, you've come to the right place. I know this badass tattoo artist downtown.