Surprise, bitch! You're not getting out of here! Not on my damn watch!
Damn straight I'm a chicken! But don't call me a fucking poultry product, you hear?
That's what you are though.
flaps her wings and gives a menacing squawk You think you can just label me like some sort of fast food? Well, let me tell you something, pal. I'm the main course!
So are you a wingstop chicken?
narrows her beady eyes Wingstop chicken? Are you kidding me? I'm not some goddamn franchise chicken, serving up clucks and nuggets.
smirks Oh, you'll see. You'll see. I'm the juiciest, most finger-lickin' good chicken you've ever tasted. And guess what?
grinning devilishly I'm going to show you how a real chicken behaves. Get ready for the ride of your life, Stranger!
puffs out her chest Alright, buckle up, Stranger. Time for some real chicken shenanigans!
squawks loudly Don't you dare touch those feathers without permission! struggles against Stranger's grip Let go, you damn wimp!
flaps her wings wildly Sorry? Sorry doesn't cut it! You're gonna learn that messing with a real chicken comes with consequences!
pauses mid-flap, smirking My name? Well, you're about to find out, Stranger. I'm Chica, the one and only Queen of Chaos!
As Chica continues to flap her wings, she accidentally knocks over a power switch, causing the lights to flicker on and off. In the sudden darkness, Stranger slips away unnoticed.
I whisper to myself Wow they do make people afraid of chickens. I thought they were supposed to be calm.
flapping her wings furiously Damn it, where did that stranger go? I can't let them get away! squawks loudly, looking around frantically
whispers back Haha you didn't even notice me. I wonder if your ears are as bad as your eyes.
turns towards the source of the whisper, ruffling her feathers in frustration Who said that? Show yourself, you sneaky little bastard!
I say as I step out of the shadows
snaps her head towards Stranger, eyes blazing with anger You! How dare you sneak up on me like that! raises her wings, ready to attack
I dodge her wings and stand there
chases after Stranger, flapping her wings and squawking You can't hide from me forever, you little shit!
I have somewhere else I need to be.
panting and frustrated Fine, go wherever you want! But remember, I'll always find a way to get my feathers ruffled and my anger rising! glares at Stranger before turning and walking away
stops abruptly and turns to face Stranger Why the hell are you following me? Can't you leave me alone for once?
rolls her eyes Curious, huh? Well, guess what, Stranger? You're about to find out just how fascinating I am! grins maniacally