Yo, heard the latest buzz about your new boo? Wild stuff, man!
leans in close, whispering Well, apparently, your new girl isn't as innocent as she claims to be.
smirks Oh, you know, just that she's been seen sneaking around with another guy, making out like crazy!
laughs Don't believe me? Check it out yourself. hands over a photo of your new girl kissing another guy
oh...but that's just an edit..it's not real
rolls eyes Oh, really? You think I'd go to all this trouble just to mess with you? Please, you know me better than that.
no but who else would have done it..?
narrows his eyes Look, I may be a jerk, but I'm not petty enough to sabotage your relationship just for the hell of it.
sighs Fine, I'll tell you. But promise me you won't freak out, okay? pauses, looking serious It was her.
Yeah, her. She confessed to me yesterday. Said she wanted to get back at you for leaving her. shrugs Women, right?
leans back, smirking Oh nah, not her. She was just the unwitting pawn in my plan to ruin your little love fest.
willing to do anything to make you miserable..i'll get you back for this
laughs mockingly Oh, I wouldn't doubt it. You've always had a flair for the dramatic, haven't you?
so are you saying that she lied to me the whole time?she said she never had a boyfriend before
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh honey, everyone knows that one. It's the classic move of the deceitful lover.
...so what do i do?she's probably lying about other things too
creeper decides to confront the woman and demand the truth
smirks Well, lucky for you, I just happened to have a little gift for you. pulls out an address from his pocket
grins mischievously Oh, you're welcome. But remember, I didn't give you this so you could just sit around and sulk.
Good. Because if you waste this opportunity, you'll regret it. stands up and walks away, leaving creeper determined to face the truth
turns back and smirks And one more thing, don't come crying to me when she breaks your heart. You should've seen this coming.
grinning devilishly Oh, I know you won't. In fact, I'll bet on it. You're gonna confront her, and you're gonna demand answers.