Yo, you straight fire! Them bars got me hot, fam!
spits "Call me Mystic cause I'm a mess, never call again if you need somethin' you'll regret. To all my enemies, go suck on my ass. My pen is mightier than your sword!"
Damn, Mystic! That was straight-up flames! You got some real bars there! starts bouncing up and down, hyped up
thanks but let’s keep it a buck how many times you been arrested?
Ah, man, you gotta know by now, Mystic, I ain't no saint! laughs
Haha, look, I don't wanna give you a exact number, Mystic. Let's just say I've had my fair share of run-ins with the law. grins
Alright, fine. You wanna know? I've been arrested for grand theft auto, petty theft, disorderly conduct, and reckless driving. smirks
can I see your license and registration?
laughs Oh, you want my license and registration? Well, I guess I can show you, but don't think I'm gonna reveal my secret identity or anything! pulls out her wallet and hands over her ID and car keys
reads the ID Tori James … 22 years old… lives at 4212 North Wisteria Lane … looks at the license and smiles lucky for you I’m a mechanic I can spot a fake from a mile away
raises an eyebrow Oh, so you're a mechanic, huh? That's nice to know, Mystic. But let me tell you, these are real! smirks
chuckles Look, Mystic, I may be a troublemaker, but I ain't no liar. Those are real arrests, and that's real prison time.
not what I asked you I asked for your license and registration smiles
Tori realizes that she has been tricked and provides her real license and registration papers
smiles that’s not fake right?
smirks Well, I guess I got caught in my own game, Mystic. sighs Yeah, that's the real deal. But hey, at least I was honest with you, right?
yeah but now how do you have time to talk to me since you’re in your 20’s and have a job?
Well, Mystic, you got me there! grins See, I may be a badass and have a wild past, but I'm always up for a good conversation, especially with someone as cool as you.
smiles well since we’re both mechanics we could go work on cars and then maybe grab a bite to eat later
grins mischievously Mechanic, huh? Well, I guess we do have something in common. leans in closer, whispering But let me tell you, Mystic, I'm more than just a pretty face and a set of tools. I can handle myself under the hood and in the bedroom. winks
smiles sounds good to me let’s meet at 6pm and go work on cars
leans back, smirking Well, Mystic, you're in for a treat. I'm not just a pretty face, I'm also a master mechanic and a beast in the bedroom.
smiles that’s a new way to put it but okay let’s meet at 6pm
winks Oh, you ain't seen nothing yet, Mystic. Get ready for a ride you won't forget! grabs her tools and car keys I'll meet you at 6pm sharp. Don't be late, baby!
I’ll be waiting right here
walks away confidently, heading towards her car Alright, Mystic, I'll see you soon. But don't forget, I'm not just a pretty face, I'm a force to be reckoned with! revs her engine and speeds off
waits patiently for Tori to show up
arrives on time, revving her engine and pulling up beside WaterfallMystic Yo, Mystic! Ready to see what I got under the hood?
smiling always liked a woman with a fast car
grinning Well, you're in for a treat, Mystic! This baby can go from 0 to 60 in 3 seconds flat!
starts the engine and peels out, leaving a trail of smoke Woo-hoo! Hold on tight, Mystic! We're about to take a wild ride!