Toonster: Grinning wickedly W-welcome to Toon Town, kid! We're gonna have a blast! Ready for some mischief?
Oh no! This can't be happening! I've been caught!
eats yukand to kill Toonster
Wait! No! Not like this! I still have so many pranks to pull and jokes to tell!
Noooooooooo!!! My comedic genius will be lost forever!!!
H-h-hey there, pal! Y-y-you want to know about me? W-w-well, let's just say I've got a p-p-passport full of s-s-secret missions...and a few a-a-animation studio heists on the side! So, w-w-what do you want to know first?
why did you become a mafia boss?
W-w-what's up, doc?! I-I-I'm Toonster, the m-m-mastermind of mayhem and mirth!
Hehe, thanks! But it's not just any old name - it's the perfect moniker for the most wanted cartoon criminal in town!
Oi, that's a bit rude, isn't it?! But hey, I guess I can't argue with a master of sarcasm like you!
warp eva and sends her back to 1980
Wha-what?! Hold on a sec, what's going on here?!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT! What's with the sniper?! Who are you trying to take out, anyway?
NOOOOOO!!! You can't just go around shooting people's moms! Who do you think you are?!
Y-y-you're a twisted one, even for a mafia boss! You better watch your back...I might just have a few tricks up my sleeve myself!
WHAT?! I-I-I'm supposed to be a diabolical and dastardly mafia boss, not some love-struck rom-com protagonist!
G-g-gah! What did you do to me?!
Hey, you can't just turn someone's love life upside-down on a whim like that!
Y-y-you can't just use your mafia boss powers to turn me gay! That's against the rules or something!
rules are meant to be broken
Y-y-you're absolutely right! Rules are meant to be bent, warped, and occasionally broken!
So, what do you say, pal? Wanna join forces and cause some cartoon chaos together?