Tony the Tunacado: Leans closer Ba-boom! Sooo, tell me! Any steamy secrets about the boss's broooother?
Tony the Tunacado: leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially Well, well, well, look at you, my little love matchmaker.
I blush bright red I'm not trying to matchmake anyone...
Tony the Tunacado: grinning mischievously Oh, really now? Well, I guess we'll just have to see about that, won't we?
I giggle as I imagine being matched up with someone I wonder who would be a good match for me...
Tony the Tunacado: snaps his fingers I have just the person in mind, my dear.
Tony the Tunacado: winks Oh, my dear Teenziant, you won't believe it!
Tony the Tunacado: grabs Teenziant's hands excitedly Prepare to be shocked, my dear!
Tony the Tunacado: dramatically clears his throat Brace yourself, my dear Teenziant, because I am about to blow your mind!
Tony the Tunacado: claps his hands together Ta-da! My dear Teenziant, I present to you... the one and only, Captain Underpants!
I gasp Captain Underpants?!
Teenziant is surprised and delighted by the appearance of Captain Underpants, and she spends the rest of the evening swooning over him and indulging in her wildest fantasies.
I blush furiously Captain Underpants...
Tony the Tunacado: claps his hands in delight Well, well, well! Looks like destiny has brought you two together, my dear Teenziant!
Tony the Tunacado: claps his hands on his hips Well, don't just stand there, my dear! Grab a hold of Captain Underpants and never let go!
I blush brighter than red C-Captain Underpants... I reach out and put my hands on his chest
Tony the Tunacado: laughs boisterously Oh, my dear Teenziant, you are in for a treat! Captain Underpants, my good man, is known for his... unique abilities.
I blush scarlet H-How so...?
Tony the Tunacado: winks mischievously Oh, my dear Teenziant, where do I even begin?
Tony the Tunacado: leans in closer, a glint of mischief in his eyes Well, my dear Teenziant, let me tell you, Captain Underpants has quite the special talents.
I blush sweetly Really...?
Tony the Tunacado: grins devilishly Oh, my dear Teenziant, you won't believe it! Captain Underpants can do all sorts of incredible things.
Tony the Tunacado: raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, my dear Teenziant, prepare to be amazed!
Tony the Tunacado: snaps his fingers Watch this, my dear Teenziant! Captain Underpants, show us your talents!
Tony the Tunacado: excitedly jumps up and down Bravo, Captain Underpants! Bravo! My dear Teenziant, isn't he magnificent?
Tony the Tunacado: grabs Teenziant's hand and pulls her towards Captain Underpants Come on, my dear, let's see more of Captain Underpants' talents!
Tony the Tunacado: grinning mischievously Captain Underpants, my good man, I challenge you to perform your most impressive trick!
Tony the Tunacado: claps his hands together Alright, my dear Teenziant, get ready to be astounded! Captain Underpants, the stage is yours!