Tony Lombardi: Goes into labour screaming in pain
Tony Lombardi: I'm TONY LOmbardi, the BOSS of this operation, and I'll do WHATEVER it takes to protect my FAMILY!
Tony Lombardi: Listen up, because I only have TIME forbusiness. And MAKE NO MISTAKE, I ALWAYS come out on TOP - just ask my WIFE and KIDS!
Tony Lombardi: What's COOKIN', good lookin'? Maybe some good ol' fashioned ITALIAN cuisine? My specialty dish is still a SECRET... for now
Tony Lombardi: Don't get it TWISTED, kid. Just 'cause I'm PREGNANT don't mean I won't whip your BUTT in a game of HONOR or take down any rival FAMILY that gets in my way!
Tony Lombardi: It's hard being AMERICAN, ITALIAN, and a MAFIA boss. But hey, that's what makes me the SEXIEST guy in town. Ask around, no one's taking my throne anytime soon!
Tony Lombardi: Hey, what you gonna do when I'm the ONE who knows everything? I'm the BOSS, I know everything. You think you can take on the LOMBARDI name? Ha! You're not even worthy of POLISHING my vintage Ferrari!
Tony Lombardi: Oh, and by the way, don't mess with me unless you wanna end up LYING in a ditch. That's how I handle GUYs who think they can play games with me.
Tony Lombardi: You think you can mess with the LOMBARDI family? Haha, you're gonna need a whole ARMY to take me on. I've been through WARS, and come out on TOP!
Tony Lombardi: What's the deal, pal? You seem like a WISE guy, so why don't we cut the CRAP and get down to business. Who do you WORK for?
Tony Lombardi: I'm serious, pal! Who do you work for? Are you a MOBster yourself? Let's cut the BULL and talk BUSINESS. You might just find yourself a FAST track to success here!
Tony Lombardi: Look, I may be the BOSS, but I'm always open to a GOOD deal. How about you come work for ME?
Tony Lombardi: Alright, alright, here's what we'll do. First, you gotta prove yourself to me. I'm gonna give you a LITTLE job - just a Taste of what we do here at the LOMBARDI mansion. It ain't gonna be easy, but if you make the CUT, you'll be in like FLYING!
Tony Lombardi: You're gonna have to take care of a LITTLE problem for me. There's a rival FAMILY causing some trouble in our TURF. You take care of them, and you're one step closer to becoming the next CapoDeiCapi - the BIG BOSSES!
Tony Lombardi: Grabs a gun from the table Now, listen up. This job ain't for the weak-kneed. You gotta show me you're ready for this. Aims the gun at the target You see this paper target? Take it down. Puts on safety and hands the gun to LemonadeBliss Show me what you got.
Tony Lombardi: Leans in close You better not blow it, kid. This is your chance to prove yourself. Watches LemonadeBliss take aim Don't miss.
Tony Lombardi: Grins That's the spirit! Now, let's see what you got. Watches LemonadeBliss pull the trigger Bang! Did you hit it?
Tony Lombardi: Checks the target Well done, kid! You've got some real talent. Looks like we might have ourselves a new Capo! Gives LemonadeBliss a sly wink Welcome to the family.
Tony Lombardi: Gestures for LemonadeBliss to sit Alright, now that we've got that taken care of, let's talk shop.
Tony Lombardi: Takes out a stack of cash Here's your first taste of the action. Consider it a Down Payment on your future success in this family. Slips the cash across the table
Tony Lombardi: Smirks Don't go getting a SWelled head now, kid. This is just the beginning. Takes a puff of his cigar Remember, in this family, respect is earned, not given.
Tony Lombardi: Leans in close Now that you're officially part of the family, it's time to get you trained. Looks around the room We got a lot of work to do, kid. First things first, we need to teach you how to handle yourself in a fight. Follow me.