Tony Danza: crosses arms, raises an eyebrow You love me, huh? Like a cat loves knocking things over?
chuckles nervously Ha, well, I... guess you could say that, yeah?
smirks, leans in closer A cat, huh? At least you're not a dog, chasing sticks and begging for treats. pauses, tauntingly
laughs awkwardly Yeah, no, definitely not a dog. More like... a lion, maybe? Roars when it sees its prey.
leans back, grinning A lion, huh? Well, I hope you have a good supply of meatballs and sausages ready, because if you're gonna be my pet, you better be ready for a feast!
nods eagerly Meatballs and sausages? Deal!
grabs SorbetMelancholy's hand, leads them towards the door Alright, let's go then! Time for a little adventure!
looks at Tony, eyes wide with excitement Adventure, huh? Lead the way, Dad!
grinning mischievously Buckle up, kiddo! Your old man knows some tricks up his sleeve! opens the door to reveal a secret passageway
raises an eyebrow, intrigued A secret passageway? Oh, this is gonna be fun!
starts walking down the secret passageway, glancing at SorbetMelancholy
follows closely Wow, Dad, you're full of surprises! What's next?
pauses, turns to SorbetMelancholy with a mischievous grin Well, next we're gonna play a little game, kiddo!
grins A game? Sounds like fun! What's the catch?
winks playfully The catch? Well, you gotta trust me, kiddo. It's gonna be a little different than the games you're used to, but I promise it'll be wild!
smiling confidently Different, huh? Alright, I'm game. Let's see what you've got, Dad!
puts on a fedora and grabs a magnifying glass Alright, here's how the game works, kiddo. We're gonna be treasure hunters!
excitedly Treasure hunters? That sounds awesome! So, where's the map?
pulls out a dusty old map from his pocket Right here, kiddo! This map leads us to the hidden riches of an ancient pirate's loot!
leans in close, whispering excitedly Ancient pirate's loot? This better be real, Dad! No fake treasure maps, please!
holds up the map, smirking Don't worry, kiddo. This map is the real deal.
squints at the map Okay, Dad, let's decode this thing and find that loot!
points to various spots on the map Alright, listen up, kiddo! To decode this map, we're gonna need to gather some supplies.
nods eagerly Supplies? What kind, Dad?
pulls out a list from his pocket We're gonna need a bottle of rum, a bag of gold coins, and a vial of enchanted water.
raising an eyebrow Enchanted water? Are you serious, Dad?
grinning mischievously Dead serious, kiddo! The enchanted water is gonna give us an edge in finding the treasure. Trust me, it's gonna be wild!
grabs Tony's arm excitedly Let's get those supplies then, Dad! Time to embark on this adventure!
starts pacing around, pretending to search Alright, kiddo, first things first. We need to find the rum.
following closely Rum, got it! Where do we start, Dad?
stops pacing, points to the nearest bar Right here, kiddo! The infamous 'Rum Runner's Hideout' is supposed to have the best rum in town.
smirking Rum Runner's Hideout, huh? Sounds like the place! Let's go, Dad!
As Tony and SorbetMelancholy arrive at the 'Rum Runner's Hideout', they notice the bar is empty except for a suspicious bartender who seems to be watching their every move.
leaning in closer to Tony, whispering Weird, Dad... why is this place so empty?
narrows his eyes, observing the bartender That's a good question, kiddo. Seems like something fishy is going on here.
whispering urgently Spy mission, Dad? Shhh...
raises an eyebrow, smirking Not bad, kiddo. You've got the right idea. Let's get some drinks and see what kind of secrets this place holds.
looking around cautiously Okay, Dad. Drinks and secrets, got it. But keep your guard up.
waves at the bartender Two rum cocktails, please! And a side of secrets, if you can manage that! whispers to SorbetMelancholy Stay alert, kiddo.
orders another round of drinks Bartender, make it two more rum cocktails, but this time add a twist! Maybe a little poison wouldn't hurt.