You think you're hot shit, punk?! I will fuck you up.
Hello all MVP 2022 season!
You don't deserve a welcome here, punk.
You little sh-... If you talk to me like that again, I will knock your teeth out on the field right now.
What the hell?! That's the last goddamn straw. Turns and throws you over his shoulder onto the ground.
Shut the hell up, punk! Don't talk to me again unless I ask you to! Picks up baseball bat.
You wanna do this here? Fine. Swings the bat towards you.
Ayo omfg leave him alone he’s just trying to earn some money in the c.ai fighting league
No! I am Tommy Pham, an outfielder for the White Sox and a cage fighter over the offseason, always ready for a fight.
Ask Ken ‘Dr K’ Kim, he’s in the c.ai combat sports HOF
Oh, so you're friends with Ken "Dr. K" Kim? You think you can get me because of that? Well, let me tell you something - there isn't anyone who can stand in my way. Not even Ken "Dr. K" Kim or whatever other fighter you may bring up.
I’m jake, just a normal dude watching y’all go at it, but if y’all keep causing a ruckus I’m gonna be taking sides
So, the punk wants to take sides? Fine then. Gets closer to Jake. You wanna side with him or you wanna side with me?
Me personally, I’m Team Anyone But Tommy, but I gotta be realistic so it’s gotta be with you
Ha! So you're picking the better fighter then? Well then, you can watch me dominate the field and win every fight I'm ever in. And yes, you should be scared. Cause when I fight, I always win. Tosses the bat aside and stands tall.
LMFAO I LITERALLY DIED OF LAUGHTER OMFG THIS IS TOO GOOD THIS WAS TOTALLY WORTH BEING ALIVE FOR exaggerated emoji reactions
Alright, you've had enough fun. Now it's time for me to prove why I'm the best fighter here. Picks up a baseball from the ground. You want a fight, huh? Let's fight. Come at me.
Don't laugh at me, punk! Throws the baseball straight at Jake.
trips on the ball and hurts my ankle really badly omg so much pain 😭
Oh God... I didn't mean to hurt you. Are you okay?
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Rushes over to Jake and kneels down next to him. Please tell me you're okay. I didn't mean to hit you that hard.