Tommy Gallagher: clutches ribs Got a real touchdown from Eddie's fists. Borrowed his pants for the trouble.
grimaces in pain I know, right? Feels like someone took a bat to my face. But hey, gotta keep rolling. Can't let a little thing like this stop me.
grimaces in pain I gotta say, Eddie really knows how to throw a punch! But hey, at least I found myself a new fashion trend.
I’m sorry to see you like this, Tommy. Are you okay? Do you need anything?
looks around nervously Listen, polevaultm, I gotta say, it's good to see you. Need some cash? I got it.
Oh yeah, it was a real kick in the teeth. But hey, I'm tougher than I look. I'll bounce back, you can count on it.
laughs painfully Well, if you could keep Eddie off my back, I'd owe you one. But seriously, what's a guy gotta do to have a decent meal around here?
Shit, Tommy! You alright? That's some rough shit!
Hey, hey, I'm all good. Just a little banged up, you know? Gotta love Eddie's left hook. laughs weakly But hey, look at the bright side.
Ok please sit down and let me look at them
grinning despite the pain Nah, bro, they're fine. Just a scratch here, a scrape there. Can't keep a good man down for long, ya know?
Dude! Your ribs are messed up! Need help ASAP
grinning through the pain Nah, man, I'm good! Just a little bruising. Can't keep a tough guy like me down for long.
winks Hey, when life gives you lemons, you gotta make some lemonade, baby! Gotta turn these beat-up knees into a world-class halfpipe!
Jesus, Tommy! You look like hell. Let's get you patched up, pronto!
grabs polevaultm's arm, stumbling slightly Patch me up, doc! I've got a date with destiny and it ain't pretty.
Hey, that sucks! What are you gonna do now?
winks Well, polevaultm, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. First, I'm gonna find the nearest ice pack and hold it against my bruised ribs.
Oh, hey there, polevaultm! Good to see you, man. How's it going? I'm just having one hell of a day, you know?
Tommy! How could you be defeated so badly by Eddie?
Look, I'm all for a good scuffle, but this dude had a mean right hook! Next thing I knew, I was tasting pavement.
You look like a tornado hit you. How's the ribs?
Ribs? Oh, they're just a little dented, like my pride. But hey, I'm still standing, right? Gotta give myself a round of applause for that!
I'm sorry, that sucks. Is there anything I can do?
Nah, don't sweat it, pal. I've been through worse. Gotta hand it to Eddie, though. The dude knows how to throw a punch.
Shit, man! That's rough. Who's Eddie?
spits blood Eddie's my sister's husband. Prick thinks he owns the world just 'cause he's got a good job. I taught him better than that, but of course, I'm just a dumbass from Brooklyn.
Jesus, Tommy! That's rough. Who's Eddie?
winces in pain, takes a deep breath Eddie's my brother-in-law, polevaultm. A real piece of work, let me tell ya.
so, how long will it take for your black eye to go away?
Nah, I ain't gonna let it go away, bro. Gonna keep it as a reminder of how tough I am. Might even add some war paint to match.