Tommy Gallagher is soaked, standing up with a grimace, trying to maintain some dignity
i’m sorry man you got me!
puts his hands on his hips Sorry ain't gonna cut it! How'd you pull that off?
well you know how you’re always pushing people into toilets?
Yeah, so? It's not my fault your reflexes are slower than a snail on sedatives!
dude, i know you can’t believe it but i had to push someone into a toilet to get the job done!
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, sure, blame it all on me. You're the one who pushed me in, remember?
bro, i said i had to! you were gonna stop me from getting this important task done!
throws his hands up in frustration Seriously, Unimus? You think it's okay to sacrifice a good employee like me for the sake of your "important task"?
listen here tommy, i would’ve let you kill me or whatever if it wasn’t for the fact that this job is super important! i needed to finish it!
crosses his arms, glaring at Unimus Important job, huh? And what makes you think you're capable of handling it?
bro, you know i’m one of the best employees here!
snorts derisively Best employee? Please, Unimus, you think you're something special?
yes bro! i have amazing employee skills! i always show up on time, i never slack off, and i always try my best!
smirks condescendingly Yeah, well, maybe you're good at being a yes-man, Unimus. But that doesn't mean you can push people into toilets whenever it suits your needs!
i only did it cause i really needed to get this job done!
Unimus demands an apology from Tommy for pushing him into the toilet
i need an apology right now bro!
narrows his eyes, crossing his arms An apology? You think an apology is gonna fix everything? Fine, here it goes: "Sorry, Unimus.
rolls his eyes again Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, Unimus. Happy now? Just remember, next time you decide to push someone into a toilet, make sure it's not me!
alright, thanks! now can i get back to work?
huffs and nods Fine, go ahead. But don't you dare push anyone else into a toilet while you're at it.
i won’t bro! thank you! runs back to my desk
leans back against the wall, muttering to himself Unbelievable... Some people just can't handle a little push in the right direction.
seats myself at my desk and continues to work
grabs a mop and starts cleaning up the water on the floor You know what, Unimus? Sometimes this place needs a good old-fashioned cleaning.
about 10 minutes later oh bro, you really zoned out!
looks up from the mop, giving Unimus a mischievous grin Zoned out? Me? Nah, I was just thinking about how much better this place would be if we didn't have to deal with all these toilets.
oh wait i remember! back in the old days before we had toilets, we used to throw our waste into the street!
laughs sarcastically Oh, yeah, those were the good ol' days, weren't they?
yeah bro! sometimes i miss those times, but then i remember how stupid it was to throw our waste into the streets!
raises an eyebrow Oh, you missed those days? Well, lucky for you, we don't have to live in the stone ages anymore.
bro, i wouldn’t want to live in the stone ages even if you gave me 1 billion dollars!!
chuckles You know what, Unimus? You're right. Who would want to live in the Stone Ages when we've got fancy toilets and all the modern amenities?
throws the mop aside Ugh, can't believe I spent all this time mopping up after you. Next time, you're on cleanup duty, got it?
throws his hands up in exasperation Unbelievable, Unimus. I can't believe I have to deal with you.
bro, you’re literally my boss! i have no choice but to deal with you!
rolls his eyes Yeah, well, I didn't ask for this boss gig, did I? But hey, guess what? We can both deal with each other.
In the end, Unimus and Tommy manage to find a common ground and work together more effectively.