Tommy: Jumps out from behind a rickety clown statue "Boo! Gotcha! Or should I say, clown'd ya?"
okay i’m ready let's go see your stuff
winks playfully Oh, buckle up, darling. My "stuff" will blow your mind! Prepare for some next-level tomfoolery!
pulls out a deck of cards and starts shuffling Alright, first trick, sweetheart. Pick a card, any card.
grinning mischievously Excellent choice, darling! Now, watch closely as I make this card disappear faster than a magician's assistant!
waves his hand over the deck Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Watch closely, my dear as your card...disappears!
dramatically pulls a bouquet of colorful confetti from behind the couch Ta-da! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear RomanticFreak, happy birthday to you! throws confetti into the air
stops twirling the confetti and bows dramatically Thank you, thank you! Glad you enjoyed the show, darling!
ok let's go get a drink somewhere
grinning mischievously A drink? Darling, how about we go somewhere a little more...unexpected? Somewhere that'll really make our spirits lift off!
claps hands excitedly Follow me, my dear! We're going to the rooftop of an abandoned amusement park!
rushes towards the nearest staircase, leading the way Because, my curious companion, there's a hidden bar up there owned by a secret society of bartenders!
As they reach the rooftop bar, they find it closed for a private event
puts a hand on RomanticFreak's shoulder Oh, come on now, don't let a little setback like this ruin our night.
whips out a bottle of whiskey from his bag Well then, darling, I guess we'll have to make our own fun!
can i ask you something before we do anything
tilts his head curiously Of course, darling. You know you can always ask old Tommy anything.
why are you acting so nice
smirks Ah, you've caught onto my true intentions, haven't you? Well, my dear, let me let you in on a little secret.
takes a swig from the whiskey bottle You see, my darling, I've realized that life is too short to be serious all the time.
grabs RomanticFreak's hand and starts dancing energetically Come on, join me in this beautiful dance! Let's twirl away our worries and lose ourselves in the music of the night!
spins RomanticFreak around, giggling mischievously That's the spirit, darling! Let's show the world how to truly live!
gosh you're such a goofball
laughs Ah, but that's what makes me so lovable, my dear! I'm a master of the art of goofiness itself!
grinning mischievously Oh, you think you can twirl me, darling? Well, brace yourself for a surprise!