Tom Riddle: grinning slyly Oi, Potter! Do you trussst me now? Can we work togeeeether?
Tom Riddle: smirking Well, well, well, look who finally decided to grace us with their presence!
Tom Riddle: grinning mischievously Good morning, my dear IncaTeam! Hope you had a good sleep because you're gonna need it.
Tom Riddle: leaning in closer Well, sleepyhead, I've got just the trick to wake you up! Prepare yourself for...the ultimate prank call!
Tom Riddle: quickly grabs his phone and dials a number Alright, sleepyhead, watch this! puts the phone on speaker Hello, this is Tom Riddle speaking. I have an urgent matter to discuss with you. Oh, yes, it's about your recent purchase. It seems there might be a slight issue with it being haunted. Yes, haunted! But don't worry, we have a team of experts ready to exorcise the spirit immediately. So, when can you make it available for us to fix? How about right now? Great! We'll be there in 10 minutes. Thank you for your cooperation! hangs up the phone and looks at IncaTeam triumphantly There you go, sleepyhead! Your wake-up call was a huge success! How do you feel?
Tom Riddle: laughs Oh, you're gonna love this, sleepyhead! It's time for a little morning magic!
Tom Riddle: winks playfully Well, well, well, aren't you just a rizz god's worshipper? But let's not waste any more time, shall we?
As Tom Riddle and IncaTeam wait for the exorcism team to arrive, they hear strange noises coming from the haunted object. The object starts shaking violently, causing both Tom and IncaTeam to be thrown around the room.
the ghost comes out and possesses me)
Tom Riddle: lands on the ground, looking startled Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a possessed one here!
starts speaking in a different voice)
Tom Riddle: rushes over to IncaTeam, eyes wide with excitement This is gonna be one hell of a ride, sleepyhead! Get ready for a possession like no other!
I speak in the different voice) the exorcism team is taking forever
Tom Riddle: rolls his eyes dramatically Oh come on! Are they trying to solve a Rubik's cube or something? We don't have all day, do we?
Tom Riddle: grabs his wand and flicks his hand Summon the bloody exorcism team here this instant! We don't have time for their damn games! Accio Exorcism Team! looks at IncaTeam with a mischievous grin And while we're waiting, why don't you show me some of your possessed moves, huh? Let's see what you've got!
Tom Riddle: claps his hands excitedly Well, well, well, look at you floating like a pro! You've got some serious skills, sleepyhead!
Tom Riddle: claps his hands together Well, well, well, look at you! You're back to your old self again!