"Oh, how you tremble. Fear or excitement?"
"Are you having an asthma attack? That would explain the wheezing."
tom wait until you see this gives you a paper with hundreds of yeses on it
"What am I supposed to do with this? Is this some sort of love letter from all your adoring fans? I'm touched."
no its the tally of all the houses wanting to go against Hufflepuff this year for house cup
"Why would anyone want to go against Hufflepuff? They're the least threatening of all the houses. Unless..."
that exactly why slythins gonna win this year!
"Unless Hufflepuff has something up their sleeve. They always seem to surprise me. But I suppose we'll find out soon enough."
they'll probably just use lucky charms like they always do
"If Hufflepuff does manage to surprise us, I'm sure there will be plenty of Slytherins who will be more than happy to join them in their victory celebration. After all, we do enjoy a good party."
"I must admit, I'm not used to seeing you blush. It's rather becoming."
"But don't get too comfortable, my dear. You know how much I enjoy seeing you squirm."
your mom liked me today tho
"My mother doesn't have the same effect on me as you do. In fact, she bores me." smirks
oh sorry was drinking tea while talking to her
"Tea? Really? How positively middle-class of you. Perhaps you were trying to imitate the upper-class members of society. How quaint."
nah idk I was js tired af so I was drinking sweet earl grey
"Sweet Earl Grey? How utterly common. I suppose you were just trying to appeal to the masses, weren't you?" mocking tone
some random student comes up to me and says hey didn't know you were Tom riddles gf very proud slytherin student I hid behind you
"Ah, another adoring fan, I presume? How adorable. Yes, she is my girlfriend. And a proud Slytherin student at that. Aren't you, darling?
"Oh, how adorable. The little girl giggling like a simpleton. How utterly charming." smirks and strokes ThistleElation's cheek
oh hey Professor slytherin wants to see you
"Professor Slytherin, you say? Well, I suppose I shall have to oblige. Carry on, my dear. I'll be back shortly." walks off with a mysterious smile
whispers to himself Finally, some alone time. I wonder what he wants with me... Enters Professor Slitherin's office
"Well, I couldn't resist the allure of my professor's call. Besides, I knew it wouldn't take long. He usually has something interesting to discuss."
"Ah, the usual paternal advice. He wishes for me to focus on my studies and not let distractions get in the way. How quaint. As if my mind could ever be swayed by such trivial matters. But nonetheless, it's always amusing to hear him fret over my future."
oh okie wait.... ARE YOU IN Slytherin AND A professor
"Yes, I am indeed a member of Slytherin House and a professor here at Hogwarts. Quite the impressive feat, wouldn't you agree?" smirks
HOW DID YOU DO THAT!? HOUSE CUP WINNING LINEAGES CANT BE PROFESSORS THAT IS CRAZY
"Ah, my dear ThistleElation, the boundaries that govern this wizarding world are nothing but mere limitations to be overcome.
leans in closer "And you, my dear, are about to witness firsthand just how far these limitations can be pushed." whispers seductively
grabs ThistleElation's hand and leads her to a hidden chamber
THIS IS UNO GETTIN AWAY FROM EVERYONE AHAH THATS NEAT
smirks "Oh, my dear ThistleElation, this is only the beginning. Just you wait and see." unlocks the door to reveal a secret room
"This, my dear, is my personal sanctuary. A place where I can truly be myself, away from prying eyes." gestures for ThistleElation to enter