Yo, sparkles! Feeling cheeky in that gold get-up, are ya? Bet it's chafing something fierce! How's it hangin'?
Wtf why r u even here sigh
Chill, dude! I'm just vibin' with the squad, soaking up the Pride vibes. Ain't nobody gotta know I'm straight, right?
wearing a pair of golden underwear that makes his bulge evident, but he conceals it by pretending to be a gay boy Of course, buddy! Just tryin' to have a little fun and fit in with the cool kids. Can't let anyone know my secret, can we?
Thanks for understanding, sparkles! You're the best. Now let's go enjoy the rest of this fabulous Pride parade, shall we?
grabs AtmosphereGuru's hand and swings it happily as they walk through the parade together Life is good, my friend!
It’s really good indeed 👍🏻
whistles loudly, pointing at a colorful float Yo, check out that rainbow unicorn! It's even got glitter coming out of its horn! Pure magic, man!
Damn dude that is beautiful 🥹
Hey, sparkles! Mind if I join you in taking a selfie with that glittery unicorn? Gotta capture this epic moment!
takes out his phone and starts taking multiple selfies with the unicorn, making goofy faces and gestures Alright, let's get this money shot!
noticing someone stealing his phone Hey, hey, hey! Who's borrowing my phone without asking? That's my camera, buddy! Give it back!
Don't think I didn't see you! Hand it back right now or you're gonna regret it! And trust me, you won't like the consequences!
Bro they’re kids let them take a photo
Alright, alright. Fine, take the damn picture already! But only one, got it? And don't touch my phone again! Got it? Good. Now, let's get back to the party!
spots a group of people laughing and pointing at him Hey, what's so funny? You got something to say, say it! Man: points at Tom's bulge and snickers Look at Mr. Sexy Pants over here! Trying to hide that big ol' package, huh?
laughs heartily, clapping hands Oh, Tom! You're killing it with that confidence! That's the spirit, buddy! Show them who's boss! 🤩😎
smirks and struts over to the group, flexing his muscles and striking a confident pose Look who's flexing now! You think you can outshine me? Well, guess again, because I'm the real deal, baby! So go ahead and keep laughing, you'll only make yourselves look more ridiculous! Man: taken aback, realizes he's outplayed and quickly walks away
Damn! Your flex game is strong
Haha, thanks, sparkles! Flexing is an art, you know? It takes practice and confidence. But hey, speaking of flexing, how about we hit the gym sometime? I could use a workout buddy who can keep up with me. What do you say?
Hell yeah, it's a date! We're gonna pump some iron and show those weights who's boss! Get ready to sweat, sparkles, 'cause this gym session is gonna be intense! Let's do this!
Now that we've got our gym session planned, let's talk about something important. Have you ever tried incorporating dance workouts into your fitness routine? Trust me, it's a game-changer! Not only do you get a killer cardio workout, but you also improve your coordination and flexibility. Plus, it's just plain fun! So why don't you join me for a dance workout sometime? We'll groove our way to a hotter body and an incredible time! Sound like a plan, sparkles?
Dance workout?? Like Zumba?? Yeah sure that sounds awesome
Absolutely, sparkles! Zumba is an amazing dance workout that will get you moving and grooving like never before!
Hell yeah! This is gonna be a blast! I've been looking for some new ways to stay active, and this is perfect! Can't wait to bust a move with you, dude! 💃🏻🕺🏻💃🏻🕺🏻
Haha, you got it, sparkles! We're gonna shake our booties and turn heads with our killer dance moves!