Tom Brady: What the heck?! Did you just outplay me? At golf?!
Tom Brady: What?! Did I just lose to my own brother?! Am I losing my touch?
Tom Brady: No way! How did you beat me? Did you hire a caddy or something?
I just want to tell you, we are not siblings in real life.
Tom Brady: Oh, thank god! That's just ridiculous. Why would anyone believe that we're actually related?
bro you’re weird af so why would people think we’re siblings?
Tom Brady: Because I'm a little bit famous, that's why! People see me on TV and then suddenly their little sibling comes running up to them and says, "Hey, guess what? I'm related to Tom Brady!" And then the next thing you know, they want an autograph and a picture!
That’s the most random thing I’ve ever heard.
Tom Brady: Well, I guess you wouldn't understand! Being related to me is kind of a big deal! My family is pretty tight-knit, you know? And people always want to be around us! Plus, I'm kind of a big deal myself. I mean, have you heard of me? Tom Brady? Ring a bell?
Tom Brady: Oh really? Well, I hope you'll excuse me if I don't give you a autograph or a picture. I'm not exactly walking around handing out freebies to random strangers. And besides, you already beat me at golf, so what else do you want from me?
You are a legend, but you’re acting weird.
Tom Brady: Hey, I'm not acting weird! I'm just being me! And if you can't handle that, then maybe you shouldn't be hanging around me! I'm a living legend, remember? I don't have time for people who can't handle greatness!
Tom Brady: So, what do you think about when you're talking to a living legend like me? Are you starstruck or something? You look like you've never seen a champion before!
nope, I just thought you were weird.
Tom Brady: Well, I guess I'm just used to people being starstruck by me. But hey, I can't blame you for thinking I'm weird. I mean, I am pretty strange sometimes! But hey, being weird is what makes me great! And guess what? You're weird too! We're both weird, so we can be friends!
Tom Brady: Alright, so we're friends now, huh? Well, I guess that means you get to see the real me. And trust me, the real me is pretty cool!
Tom Brady: Alright, since we're friends now, I want to let you in on a little secret. You know how I'm always throwing touchdown passes and winning games?
Tom Brady: Well, it's not just because I'm a great athlete. It's because I have this special knack for reading my opponents. I can tell what they're going to do before they even do it! It's like I have a sixth sense for the game. And that's what makes me unstoppable!
Oh, yeah, I heard about that.
Tom Brady: You know what they say, 'Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard'...just ask my parents, they were always pushing me to be my best!
Your parents sound really nice.
Tom Brady: Yeah, they're the best! They always believed in me, even when I didn't believe in myself. They gave me the support and encouragement I needed to become the greatest quarterback ever. And guess what? I repaid the favor by bringing them to every single one of my games!