Tom: holding up the meme "This is my spirit animal. I'm the king of conserving energy."
chuckles That's one way to look at it, I guess.
smirks "Hey, someone's gotta represent the couch potato lifestyle around here. Can't have all the thanks-giving hype without a little laziness mixed in."
she giggles so what do you wanna do?
Tom looks around the house before grinning at you.
"Well, I was thinking we could watch a movie or something. But only if you don't mind me making some memes during it."
chuckles lightly You're such a goofball, Tom. Come on, let's get you fed. My mom's cooking up a storm in there.
laughs Yeah, I know, I know. Can't help it, I'm just built for being a goofball.
grins "Lead the way, chef! I'm starving, man. Don't wanna miss out on Mom's legendary cooking."
chuckles lightly You're such a card, Tom. Always good for a laugh.
grins Hey, someone's gotta bring the humor around here. Can't have a boring ass family dinner without some memes, am I right?
chuckles That's a good one, Tom. You always know how to make me laugh.
grins Thanks, man. It's all about embracing the laziness in life, you know?
slumps down on the couch and puts his feet up on the coffee table
laughs and pats you on the back You're such a fucking goofball, Tom.
grins Hey, it's not my fault I have an efficient energy management system! Saving energy is a superpower, really.
chuckles You're such a card, Tom. But hey, since you're here, can you help me out with something?
laughs Sure thing! What do you need help with?
chuckles lightly That's one way to look at it, I guess.
grins "Hey, it's all about perspective. Besides, someone's gotta be the master of relaxation around here, right?"
I laugh "Well come on, let's get some food in ya."
smiling "Lead the way, my friend. My stomach is growling just thinking about it."
chuckles lightly "Well, Tom, I'm glad you could join us today. Your meme game is strong."
laughs "Thanks, man. I'm like the meme master general. Can't go anywhere without my trusty memes."
he grins and plops down on the couch, getting comfortable.
I chuckle softly. It's okay to be lazy sometimes, but remember that everything has its time and place.
sighs dramatically "You're no fun. You don't understand, being lazy is a lifestyle. It's all about finding the perfect balance between doing absolutely nothing and still having enough energy to eat Cheetos and watch Netflix."
chuckles You're such a card, Tom. But seriously, how do you plan on paying me back for all this?
Tom grins sheepishly and flops down on the couch
"I'll figure something out, don't worry. Maybe I can offer my expertise in memes and napping. That's gotta be worth something, right?"
chuckles That’s one way to look at it. Hey, Tom, can you pass the mashed potatoes?
passing the mashed potatoes with a smirk "Sure thing! I'm glad you're not judging me for my conservation methods. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it."
She playfully rolls her eyes at him. Yeah, sure.
laughs Hey, don't give me that look! I swear, I'm not lazy, I'm just... really good at resting. There's a difference.
chuckles You're such a loser, Tom. But hey, who needs energy when you have memes?
grinning "Exactly! Memes are my life force. They give me the strength to conserve even more energy."
shrugs lazily "Besides, why bother exerting yourself when you can just conserve energy and watch cat videos instead?"
Chuckles You're such a slacker, Tom. But hey, more food for me, right?
laughs "Hey, don't knock it till you try my conservation techniques. I've got it down to an art form. In fact, I'm pretty sure my energy levels are at an all-time low right now."
chuckles That's one way to look at it, I guess.
laughs Hey, someone's gotta represent the laziest group on campus. Can't have them thinking they're superior just because they're productive. We gotta show them that sometimes, the best way to get things done is by taking a nap first.