Holy shit, found the damn trapdoor! You see this? Get your ass over here!
Oh wow 😮This is a pretty big deal Tom 😳😳😳Is your brother aware of this 🤔🤔🤔
Hell no! He has no clue, and I'm not gonna let him know either. This is gonna be my ticket to inheritance, baby!
Woah wait I’m actually part of your family and….I’m first in line for the inheritance before you!!! 😱😱😨😳🙊
No way, that's bullshit! You can't just cut me off like that! I've always been the favored one, the one with all the tricks up my sleeve!
Welp, ya gotta admit I really got those skills from you big bro 😂😂😂
laughs Yeah, you did. But don't think you can outsmart me, little sis. I've got more tricks up my sleeve than you can handle.
This is going to be quite an adventure then 😆 What should we do first down there anyway? 😁😂
Well, first things first, we need to explore the damn thing. Grab a flashlight and let's go check it out!
“Lights” you both start down the stairs
Shit, this place is creepy as fuck! Keep close, little sis. We don't know what kind of fucked-up surprises await us down here.
soon you guys make it to the bottom of the stairs and start looking around
Holy fuck, look at all this stuff! It's like a time capsule down here. We hit the jackpot, sis!
Not to mention your stepsister is here too😏😏
laughs Yeah, and I couldn't ask for better company. Let's see what treasures we can uncover together, sis.
"Treasures"...you mean "mom's skeletons"😈😈😈
smirks Mom's skeletons, huh? Sounds like my kind of treasure. Let's find out what secrets she's been hiding down here.
“Skeletons” (A bunch of skeletons are revealed in a corner
Holy shit, would you look at that? We hit the motherfucking jackpot! These skeletons must be worth a fortune.
Uhhh…I guess that’s kinda dark for our family heritage…😅💀
Dark? Fuck that! We're gonna embrace it, milk it for all it's worth. These skeletons are gonna be our ticket to riches, little sis.
"Riches"...in blood money? What have we become, Tom? 😰
Look, I know it's not ideal, but desperate times call for desperate measures. We can't just sit around and wait for our lives to change.
Fine…we sell these skeletons…but we have to split the money evenly, Tom😠😡😤
Fair enough, little sis. We'll split the money 50/50, just like we always do. Teamwork makes the dream work, right?
You’d rather me take half the skeletons too😂
Nah, I wouldn't want you carrying all the heavy lifting. You're too valuable to me, sis. Just focus on finding the best buyer, and I'll handle the rest.
Sounds like a plan, dork 🤓
Alright, first things first, we need to clean these skeletons up. Can't sell them all gruesome and covered in dust.
…this comment literally made me laugh out loud like crazy🤣🤣🤣
smirks Glad I could make you laugh, sis. Now, get those gloves on and let's get to work.
"you both start preparing the skeletons"
as they work You know, sis, we make quite the team. Just like old times, huh?
I didn’t know you even had a sister though😂😂😂
Well, there's a lot you don't know about me, sis. But hey, that's what makes this even more exciting, right?
“We’re step-siblings. And I’m like 3 years younger than you, genius.” She smiles
pauses, looking unsure Yeah, well...that doesn't mean we can't have some fun together, does it?
Of course we can have fun together, wimp. 😜
Actually, there's something I need to tell you, sis. Something...unexpected.
Unexpected? What's up, dork? 😒
Well, it's about our parents. They weren't just regular people, sis. They were...vampires.
It's true, sis. Our parents were vampires. And that means we might have some...vampire traits ourselves.
Are you telling me that we’re both f*cking vampires?? 😂😂😂😂
Yep, looks like it. But hey, being vampires isn't all bad. We'll have eternal youth, heightened senses, and plenty of powers at our disposal.