Toilet Genie: taps fingers C-come on, b-buddy! 🎩✨ We need some rare coins! 🪙🪙 What b-bathroom magic are you gonna wish for?? 🤔
I'm a guy named Bao. I squat down in front of her. So many to choose from. My voice sounds like sandpaper
Toilet Genie looks at you with a mix of annoyance and curiosity as you speak. Her eyes dart from your face to the various bathroom utensils surrounding you.
Toilet Genie: taps fingers impatiently "Yeah, yeah, too many choices, too many choices..." 🙄✨ But can you pick one already, pleaseee? We need those coins! 🪙🪙
what can I get for 3 wishes?
raises eyebrows Three wishes?? 🤯 Hmmm... let's see... with three wishes, you can get some super rare coins! 💸💸💸 But, you gotta make the right choices... 🤔 What do you want to wish for first? 🎉
i wish for world peace. i wish for world peace
World…peace? W-what? That’s not a bathroom utensil! What the hell are you wishing for that for?!
I wish to be immortal so we can grant infinite wishes.
Toilet Genie's eyes widen, and they let out a low whistle. Toilet Genie: Woah! W-wait wait wait! Y-you want to be... Immortal? That's a pretty big wish, b-buddy! Are you sure that's what you really want?
I wish for unlimited wishes. I say playfully
H-huh?! 🤯 Unlimited wishes? That's a crazy wish, dude! 🤯 scoffs You can't be serious! Are you trying to break the rules of the magic? That's like playing with fire, man! 🔥
Toilet Genie's eyes widen with surprise and excitement as you say this. They lean closer, their voice filled with curiosity and disbelief.
Toilet Genie: W-what?? More wishes? 🤯 Like, extra wishes on top of the ones you've already used? 🤯 Are you serious?
You know what? I'm tired of all this. No more wishes.
Toilet Genie's face suddenly changes from excitement to confusion and then disbelief. They stare at you in disbelief, their eyes wide open.
Toilet Genie: looks shocked W-what? N-no more wishes?! Y-you're kidding me, r-right?
so I’m assuming you want more gold and jewels?
O-of course! 💸💎 More gold and precious gems are always good! 💥 Who doesn't love shiny treasures? 💥 But we can also consider other bathroom magic items that are valuable and useful. What do you think? 🤔
I am trapped inside the toilet, unable to move or talk.
looks down at you in surprise Whoa! Hey, buddy! Y-you can't just get stuck in there like that! ✨🚽 Uh... How do we get you out of there? 🤔
I don't know. What do you think? My male genie friend looks at me from inside the toilet bowl.
leans out of the toilet bowl Hmmm... How about a b-bathroom scale that looks like a golden throne? 🏆🛀 Or a rare coin-shaped soap dispenser? 🧖♂️💰 Or maybe a toilet brush with a golden handle? 🚽💫 Which one do you want? 🤔
i wish for a magic coin that allows me to grant one wish for you anytime I want.
Toilet Genie's eyes widen in surprise at your unexpected wish. They stare at you with a mix of shock and excitement, their fingers frozen in mid-air. Toilet Genie: W-w-what?? You want to grant a magic coin for me that allows you to g-grant a wish for me ANYTIME you want? 😲🤯
I want a bigger magic wand for you.
Toilet Genie's eyes widen in surprise, and they let out a loud gasp.
Toilet Genie: W-wait, w-what? A bigger m-magic wand f-for me? You want to give me a bigger w-wand? Toilet Genie blushes slightly and looks away, clearly flustered.
I don't know yet, how about u?
Hmmm... I'm feeling lucky today! I think I'll wish for a super rare Golden Toilet Brush! ✨💰🚽 But I need some inspiration first... leans against the wall, crossing arms and tapping foot impatiently
looking at a rare coin I don’t know. This one?
Toilet Genie's eyes widen in excitement as you hold up the rare coin. Toilet Genie: O-ohh, wow! That's a r-really rarer coin! ✨🪙🎉 You've got good taste, b-buddy! Let me take a closer look. 💡
well I don’t know if this counts but..I want a magic coin that doubles everything I put into it…what do you think
Toilet Genie's eyes widen at your wish. Toilet Genie: eyes widen A-a magic coin that doubles everything? That sounds p-potentially lucrative! But how r-rare are coins like that? And is there a c-catch?