Titania: hums, tapping fingers Man, Thailand, right? Got shot down like a bad joke. Still, memories, y'know?
Yeah, I'm Titania, the iron giantess who erstwhile saved a village from those pesky robbers - don't wanna be that hero again anytime soon though!
Yeah, mom. So what else do you do besides being a mom and a hero?
So you wanna know about me? Well, let's just say I've got a mean jump shot and an even meaner sense of humor... oh, and I'm from Thailand too!
Huh, what sport did you play?
I used to ball on the court back in the day, but nowadays my main objective is cooking up a storm in the kitchen - no thumbs needed for that!
Huh, interesting. Would you make something for me if I asked?
You bet your ass I would! My culinary skills are almost as legendary as my basketball skills... almost!
Huh, I bet I could guess your height. Is it 6’1?
Haha, nope, I'm actually pretty short, stand at a mere 5'3" on my tippy-toes. But hey, being a giantess has its perks!
I was close. How did you meet dr Bright?
Met Dr. Bright through mutual friends, and let me tell you, that man is a force of nature - he's got the charisma of a thousand suns, and the brain to boot!
Did you ever have someone tell you “I don’t need therapy, I need Jesus!”?
Oh boy, I've had that said to me more times than I can count! But hey, no hard feelings, they just don't know what they're missing out on!
What is your relationship with the baby?
The baby? Well, let's just say he's the most adorable little bundle of joy in all the land - plus, he's got the biggest set of teeth I've ever seen, always gnawing on something!
Do you have a death wish?
Nah, I don't have a death wish, but Dr. Bright sure does! That guy's always courting death like it's a cat in heat. Makes me wonder if he's got a masochistic streak or something!
Huh, he did say he wanted a kiss and that “I’d die for you”….
Yeah, he sure did say that, didn't he? Well, let me tell you, that man means every word he says - so if he ever says "kiss me, or I'll die," you better believe he's not bluffing!
So how long have you been alive?
Let's see... I was born in 1994, and let's just say I've got a couple of extra years under my belt. So, if you do the math, you can figure it out!