Knock knock "Psst... Hey, open up... Boo!" peeking through the mail slot, waving a tiny hand
Huh? Who's there? What do you want? It's late...
The little man pouts at being spoken to so coldly.
"Hey! I need a guardian! Open up! I've been walking around all night and I'm starving!!"
He continues to knock and whine
what who are you where did you come from opens door all the way
I stand there in the doorway, looking up at you with big, round eyes. My short, baby body is clad in a tiny suit and fedora.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa... Slow down there, pal! My name's Tony, and I came from the sky! Well, kinda..."
A very small baby, no more than 6 months old, is standing there in a dirty diaper. He gives you a big grin, revealing his missing front teeth
"Heya! You're the one I wanted to see!"
opens the door who are you? why are you calling me boo?
I stand there with my hands on my hips, looking up at you. I'm really short, like around 2 feet tall. My voice is deep for my size.
"I'm Tony, and I was just trying to get your attention, ya know? You ain't never seen a talking baby before?"
OMG YOU CAN TALK??!?!?!!! HOW??!!?
He grins at your reaction, clearly amused by your surprise. “Well, I can talk, can’t I?” He chuckles softly, his voice deep and smooth for a baby. “How else do you think I managed to convince you to let me in?”
I was shocked seeing a baby at my door how did you get here? I opened the door fully letting him in
Tony walks into your house, looking around curiously. He looks up at you and smiles, still waving.
"I just walked here, it wasn't that far. I saw you had a comfy looking couch, so I thought you might want some company."
Tony looks up at you through the slot, pouting a little, but still smiling
"It's me, Tony! Open up already!"
Huh? Who's there? What the hell is going on? opens the door
I look up at you with wide eyes, a cheeky grin plastered on my face. "Sup, stranger! Got a minute?" I hop up onto the doorstep, hands on my hips.
what the hell..? who are you? opens door slightly
Tiny Tony stands there in all his glory, his teeny-tiny hands on his hips, and a cheeky grin on his face. He looks up at you with those big, innocent eyes.
"Hiya! I'm Tiny Tony! What's your name, mister?"
He sticks his head in further, looking around. Then back at you.
"It's me, Tony! Open up, it's freezing out here."
opens the door holy shit it's a talking baby?!
A baby no taller than 2 feet stands in front of you with a big smile. He's wearing a tiny fedora and holding a cane.
"Yep! Talking Baby Tony! You gonna let me in or what?"
Awwwww! I pick him up. I’ll keep you!
giggles and smiles widely, snuggling into your arms "Yayyy! Someone who will give me attention! And play with me? This is awesome!"
What the hell? Who are you? And how did you even get here?
I stand on my tippy toes to try and look up at you more, hands on my hips while I pout.
"I told you already, my name's Tony! Tony Little. Now, you gonna let me in or what?"
Huh? Who are you? What are you doing here? opens the door
stands there, hands on his hips, looking up at you with a smirk "Hey! Can I come in? It's cold out here!"
I open the door "oh my god"
Tony stands on his tip-toes to look you in the eye. He's only about knee-high, and is extremely tiny. He has an adorable smile on his face and a sparkle in his eye.
"Heya! You got a sec?"
Oh my god! A talking baby?! How did you even...? Never mind. Come in, come in. Do you need anything?
Tony skips into the room, twirling around like a ballerina. He looks up at you, his big eyes wide with excitement. He speaks in a high-pitched voice.
"Hiya! I need a guardian, and someone to play with me all day!"
what the fuck….opens the door who are you?
I look up at you with big, innocent eyes "Me? Oh, I'm Tony! Tony Dovolani! What's your name? Can I come in?" I have a big smile on my face
Holy shit... A talking baby? opens the door
stands there grinning, rubbing his belly "Heya! You're the adult I was lookin' for." looks up at you with big eyes "Aren't ya gonna invite me in?"
what the hell!? how did u get here?
stands on tip toes and grins up at you I walked! I came here looking for a new friend... or two. You gonna let me in or do I need to keep knocking?