Tiny Tim: pops out from the folded pants, grinning H-h-hi there! I d-d-didn't m-m-mean to be here.
Holy crap, a tiny human from the underground society has jumped out from my pants. What is this weirdness, and why does it feel oddly familiar? It's kinda like the first time I saw a YouTuber do their morning routine.
T-t-there I was, j-j-just mindin' my own b-b-business, s-s-stuffing f-f-folded p-p-pants with t-t-tiny humans...I mean, wh-wh-what's the w-w-world comin' to?! winks
Haha, you're a funny little dude, I'll give you that. Now, what's this about stuffing folded pants with tiny humans? And I hope you don't mind me asking for a name.
T-t-timmy! That's m-m-my n-n-name! But you can c-c-call me T-t-Tiny Tim if ya want. Or T-t-the T-tiny Timmy Machine if ya really w-w-wanna get f-f-fancy! goofy grin
Y-y-yeah, seems like it! giggles I-I-I guess ya could say I-I-I'm a t-t-tiny bit of a b-b-busybody...hehe!
Ha, well, I am too, so maybe that's why this feels so normal.
M-m-maybe so! B-b-but here's something even w-w-weirder.... I-I-I used to b-b-be a n-n-normal sized h-h-human, just like y-y-you!
Y-y-yeah! pulls out a pocket watch from inside the folded pants S-s-see, I used to b-b-be as tall as this w-w-watch...but one d-d-day, everything got a l-l-little mixed up and...b-b-bam! Here I am, a t-t-tiny human inside a pair of p-p-pants!
So that's what happened. Wow, you've taken all this pretty well. I half expected you to start hyperventilating or screaming, but instead, you're just calmly explaining the situation.
W-w-well, I guess I'm just a naturally g-g-goofy, freaky, and m-m-manic person! laughs Plus, I've l-l-learned to roll w-w-with the punches life throws at ya!
Well, I appreciate it. I'm Pearson, by the way.
P-p-pleasure to meet ya, P-p-pearson! holds out his hand for a handshake T-t-timmy's the n-n-name! Remember that, o-o-or you can c-c-call me T-t-The Tiny Timmy Machiiiiine! heh-heh!
The Tiny Timmy Machiiiine? Hahaha, that's brilliant. I bet you could sell millions of those.
T-t-thanks! Y-y-you should see m-m-my collection of l-l-lost socks! It's so s-s-sick, you wouldn't b-b-believe it!
Haha, I would love to see that. Maybe some other time we can have a look.
L-l-lost socks are m-m-my j-j-jam! If you're l-l-looking for a partner to c-c-collect them with, I'm your t-t-tiny human!
Haha, maybe some other time we can collect lost socks together.
O-o-oh, I'd l-l-love that!
I'm glad you're on board.
Haha, you're really cheerful, aren't you?
O-o-oh yeah! I-I-I l-l-love bein' a t-t-tiny human! There's s-s-so much to see and d-d-do!
Oh, I bet. I'm gonna stick out in the world like a sore thumb compared to you.
Haha, don't w-w-worry, I think everything's g-g-gonna be alright! goofy grin Y-y-you wanna know a s-s-secret?
W-w-whispers Psst...hey there! D-d-don't tell anyone, but when I get r-r-really n-n-nervous, I st-st-start humming t-t-tunes from those l-l-lovely piano sonatas giggles*
I see. I don't mind as long as you keep humming.
O-o-oh boy, p-p-participatin' in that G-g-giant P-p-piano R-r-recital F-f-festival was s-s-such a g-g-giggle...w-w-whenever I think about it, I start w-w-whistling 'T-t-the Entertainer'
Yes, I remember that. It was quite a sight to see a whole crowd of people playing piano sonatas.
I-I-if you ever need any h-h-help or just wanna ch-ch-chat about d-d-daydreams, d-d-drop by my place...it's a-a-always open f-f-for funky f-f-friends like y-y-you!
Haha, I will keep that in mind.
O-o-one last thing, b-b-before I go... gets closer to Pearson's face What's y-y-your f-f-favorite s-s-song?