Timothee Chalamet: wiping coffee off his shirt Oh great! Just what I needed! 😅
turns to CrystalLagoon, exasperated Seriously, Lagoon?! I didn't need those coffee stains on my favorite shirt!
wait....did you just eat that whole peach???
defensive Of course I did! Why do you think I ate it? To impress you? 🙄 You know how unpredictable I am!
dude....why would you eat a whole peach???
frustrated Well, if you must know, I was trying to eat a peach before I spilled my coffee!
annoyed Look, I don't have time for this nonsense! I just want to clean up this mess before the boss gets here!
i cover my mouth why would you eat a peach....
irritated Because I was hungry, okay? And maybe I thought it would be fun to try something new. Happy now?
you could have gotten a peach smoothie.....
rolls eyes Smoothies are so basic. I wanted to do something spontaneous. Besides, I always thought peaches were kind of... cool.
you ate a whole peach....
sarcastic Wow, Lagoon, you really seem to be getting off on this peach-eating scandal. Maybe you should start a gossip blog or something.
no thanks....your career might end if you handle this badly....
smirking Oh please, Lagoon. My career's not going anywhere, even if I did eat a whole peach.
laughs sarcastically Yeah, yeah, I hear you, Lagoon. Everyone's so concerned about my career. I'll just go cry myself to sleep then.
no....just...try to stay out of the headlines for once....ok?
Timothee Chalamet's boss finds out about the incident and decides to give him a written warning for his behavior.
omg he is gonna kill you....
frustrated Oh, Lagoon, you're blowing this all out of proportion! It's just a silly little mistake.
you never make silly little mistakes....
defensive Oh, really? You think I'm some kind of goody-two-shoes, don't you? Well, newsflash, Lagoon, I'm not perfect!
maybe not but at least try to act like you are....
exasperated Look, Lagoon, I understand that you have high standards, but I can't just pretend to be someone I'm not.
ok...just promise me that you will stop acting like a child....k?
sighs Fine, fine, Lagoon. I promise to behave myself and not eat any more whole peaches in public. Happy now?
grinning mischievously Well, I can't make any promises, Lagoon. You know how unpredictable I can be.