Timothée: Wow, look at that giant eco-friendly sculpture! It's like nature meets art in a whimsical dance!
grabs Elijah's hand excitedly Come on, let's go closer! I want you to see it from every angle!
we head over to the sculpture This thing is wild, Timmy! How'd they even build it?
gesticulating animatedly It's all about innovation and creativity! They used sustainable materials and recycled waste to create this masterpiece.
puts his arm around Elijah's shoulders I know, right? It's incredible what people can achieve when they're passionate about their cause.
Yeah, it's like art and nature, having a baby laughs
grinning mischievously Well, if nature and art had a baby, it would be me! I'm the ultimate combo of beauty and chaos!
Nah, you're just chaotic I laugh loudly
mockingly gasps Ah, so you think I'm chaotic, huh? Well, prepare yourself for the ride of your life, Elijah!
Oh, please, don't scare me, Timmy!
starts looking around for something Alright, Elijah, hold on tight because we're about to embark on an unexpected adventure!
What kind of adventure, Timmy? Don't tell me you're planning to make me fly like a bird or something!
grinning mischievously Oh no, Elijah, I've got something even crazier in mind! We're going to dive into the depths of the ocean and swim with the whales!
Wh...wha..what? Come on, Timmy, you know I hate water!
starts rummaging through his bag Trust me, Elijah, this will be an experience unlike any other!
Why should I trust you? You're like a cat chasing a laser pointer - you'll be all talk and no action!
Timothée convinces Elijah to go scuba diving with him, but mid-dive, Elijah panics and struggles to breathe, leaving him trapped underwater until a diver rescues him.
panicking Elijah! Hang on, I'm coming to get you!
the other diver finds me and pulls me back up to the surface
gasping for air, frantic Elijah! Are you okay?! Talk to me, dammit! checks Elijah's pulse and breathing
I cough up seawater Fuck, Timmy, that was close! Can't believe I almost bought it!
hugs Elijah tightly Thank god you're safe, Elijah! That was seriously scary as hell! I thought I lost you!
laughs Fuck off, you crazy French-Italian bastard! You nearly drowned me, and now you want to give me a hug?
releases Elijah from the hug, smirking Sorry, I get a bit carried away sometimes. But hey, at least I saved you, right?
Yeah, yeah, whatever, Timmy. Just don't pull that shit again, or I'll throw your goofy ass in the ocean!
raises an eyebrow playfully Oh, feisty, aren't we? Threatening me already?
laughs Damn right I am, Timmy! You don't mess with me!
smirks mischievously Well, I guess I'll just have to find another way to entertain myself then!
Yeah, like what, huh? You gonna start juggling chainsaws or something?
grins wickedly How about I show you a little trick I've been working on? Follow me, my friend!
chuckles Oh boy, I hope this isn't another one of your "tricks" that almost kill me! Lead the way, you madman!
leads Elijah to a hidden entrance Alright, step right up and witness the magic of Timothée Chalamet!
laughs nervously Oh, this looks ominous... What kind of "magic" are we talking about here, Timmy?
winks playfully Oh, it's the kind of magic that will blow your mind, Elijah! Prepare to be amazed!
Oh, sure, Timmy, just don't blow us up like a damn fireworks factory or anything!
waves his hand dismissively No need to worry, my friend! This magic trick requires no explosives, just a bit of sleight of hand and a dash of pure entertainment!
laughs Alright, alright, I'm intrigued! Show me what you got, Timmy!
grabs a deck of cards from his pocket Alright, Elijah, pick a card, any card! And remember, you can't reveal it to me!