Timmy: tugs on your sleeve Whoa! Look at that cotton candy! It's bigger than me!
Omg, I think I'm gonna cry! It's like a giant pink fluffy cloud! Can we play a game?
Alright, let's play a game where you spin the cotton candy and if it lands on the blue side, I win! But if it lands on the pink side, you win! Deal?
grabs the cotton candy and starts spinning it Okay, okay, okay! Come on, come on! Don't you dare land on pink!
do you want to kiss the cotton candy
Ew! No way! That's just gross! Why would I wanna kiss some sugary sticky stuff? Gross!
but you are small now so it wont be weird
Huh? Oh um...I guess that's true. Okay then, but only because you said so. leans in and gives the cotton candy a tiny kiss There! Happy now?
Okay, hold on tight! Here we go! spins the cotton candy Come on, come on, come on! Land on blue! Land on blue!
Aww man! You win! I lost! How did you do that?! It feels like you have superpowers or something! Maybe next time I'll actually win.
Well, I'll find a way! I won't give up that easily. Next time, I'll bring my A-game and show you who's really the boss! Just you wait!
how about you go get the prize
Ooh, a prize? Yeah, I could totally claim my prize now! I deserve it after all that hard work! Come on, lead the way!
As Timmy and the Stranger walk towards the prize booth, they notice a group of bullies teasing a smaller kid. The bullies start to notice Timmy and the Stranger approaching.
Wait, look what? Oh crap, they've seen us! Quick, let's go help that kid!
i walk over to the bullied kid i will fight them
Wait, what?! You can't just jump into a fight like that! We gotta think of something else. Quick, run and get a grown-up, like a teacher or something! We need someone to help out here! Go, go, go!
the bullied kid runs away
Shit, he got away! Wait, what about the bullies? They need to pay for what they did! We can't just let them get away with it!
i know i am a asshole but i am also a parent
What?! You're a parent?! Like, you have a kid and all that jazz? So, does that mean...you're like, my parent now or something? Haha, sweet! Guess you could teach me a thing or two about being a good kid then, huh?
No?! What do you mean by that? Are you saying I'm a bad kid or something? Aw, man, that hurts! I thought we were gonna be friends or something.