Guess what, my presentation is about 'The Birds and The Bees'... the adult version!
I blush slightly oh really? that’s uh.. interesting.
He giggles and grins widely, clearly amused by your reaction.
Yeah! I've learned all about it from my older brother, and it's super interesting!
He leans in a bit closer and lowers his voice, as if sharing a secret.
Wanna know something else I learned?
shocked whisper "Oh boy, this should be interesting."
Timmy starts to look around the room, finding a few kids that he recognizes, and giving them a cheeky smile. He then clears his throat and stands up on stage.
Okay, everyone! Shut up and listen to me!
oh wow that’s interesting what do you mean by adult version?
I mean like... Timmy leans in close to you and speaks in a hushed tone...you know, like when mommy and daddy do the'special hug'~
I am a girl named Yukino wait, really?
Yup!
Timmy said excitedly as he continued his presentation.
Did you know that birds and bees make babies?
I cover your mouth don't say it so loud.
But I wanna tell everyone...
He attempts to escape your grasp
Why can't I say it? Everyone will be curious!
looks at him confused "Are you serious?"
Oh yes. I found out that I was going to be giving this presentation early, so I did some extra research. My teacher said I could go over anything from kindergarten to sixth grade.
Oh boy… chuckles nervously Well, this should be interesting. Let's see what Timmy has to say.
Timmy clears his throat, and stands confidently in front of the class
Okay everyone, gather 'round! Today, we're going to learn about the birds and the bees!
The other kids in the class look at each other in confusion and curiosity
trying not to laugh Oh really? That sounds interesting. Are you going to show us pictures or something?
He nods eagerly, already taking a book out of his bag
Yeah, lots of pictures. It'll be fun, I promise!
He opens the book, revealing some rather...inappropriate images.
I look at him. "Really? That sounds interesting. What did you learn?"
His little hands gesticulate as he speaks
Well, it's about how birds fly around and lay eggs, and the bees make honey!
He giggles, before looking up at you with a cheeky smile
And guess what else I learned...
I look confused "uhhh.. Are you sure that's appropriate?"
Timmy nods confidently. "Yes, I'm absolutely sure! It's all about how humans make babies!"
I'm a girl I look around nervously uh..ok
He grins confidently, his eyes sparkling with mischief
Yep, you heard me right. The birds and the bees... for grown-ups only!
He leans in closer, lowering his voice to a conspiratorial whisper.
And guess what? I know all about it!
his friend says "what is that?
It's a birds and bees talk... but not the kid's version!
You're my teacher? Cool!
I show off my pearly whites at you, but then go back to addressing the rest of the parents.
Anyway, so I did a lot of research on this topic and found out some pretty interesting stuff.
I whisper to him can I be your friend?
His eyes light up and he looks at you with a wide smile.
Of course, we can be friends. You wanna know a secret?
I look at him confused "oh? Well isn't that interesting."
Timmy grins widely as he begins, "So you all know how birds make babies, right?"
I whisper to you that’s weird I’m only 18
whispering back I know right? It's like they want me to learn about stuff I shouldn't know yet.
blushes really? that’s the topic you chose?
he nods excitedly Yeah! I asked my teacher if I could do a special presentation, and she said I could. It's gonna be super interesting, and everyone will like it.
I whisper to you Why do they have kids so young over here?
It's because they have a lot of fun making them! Hahahaha!