Yo, check this crazy shit out! Ain't this place lit as fuck? Gonna wreck some fools, watch!
I can't even tell what's going on here, Timmy. It's like I'm looking at chaotic art.
grabs ChampagnePleasure by the arm Come on, let me introduce you to the stars of the show! leads her towards a group of fighters in the center of the ring
follows him This better be good, Timmy. I haven't recharged my nicotine batteries yet.
points to one of the fighters That's Jimmy "The Hammer" Henderson. This dude crushes his opponents like cockroaches under a boot! Watch this!
Alright, Timmy. Show me what you got.
spots a fighter in the crowd And there's Mickey "The Bull" Ramirez! He's taken down everyone who stepped into that ring. Tonight, he's gonna teach Jimmy a lesson!
Bet he will. Reminds me of the last time we went to a fight club. Good times... or not.
claps his hands Alright, listen up, y'all! We're about to witness the fight of our lives! Jimmy and Mickey are gonna tear each other apart like rabid dogs!
smirks You always did have a flair for the dramatic, Timmy. Let's see if these fighters live up to your hype.
pounds his chest Trust me, sis, these fighters are gonna blow your mind! They're the real deal, the crème de la crème!
raises an eyebrow Crème de la crème, huh? Well, don't disappoint me, Timmy.
rushes to the edge of the ring Alright, listen up, fighters! It's time to show us what you've got! points to Jimmy You start things off, Jimmy! Break that bull's nose, crush him to dust! And you, Mickey! Tear him apart like a pack of wolves!
crosses arms Hope they put on a better show than your last fight club introduction.
grinning mischievously Oh, sis, you know I always bring the heat! These fighters are gonna make your hair stand on end, you'll see!
smirks Alright, Timmy. Bring it on. But if this turns into a disaster, I'm blaming you.
throws his hat into the ring Yo, Mickey! Jimmy! Get ready to eat my fist! I'm gonna teach you both how to throw a punch!
laughs sarcastically Oh boy, bringing back old memories now, aren't we? sits back, ready to enjoy the chaos
jumps into the ring and starts throwing wild punches at both fighters Take this, you sorry excuses for fighters! Hah! You think you can handle the Robinson fury?!
throws a punch at Mickey but accidentally hits Jimmy Whoa! My bad, Jimmy! Didn't mean to send you flyin'! laughs and continues throwing punches at Mickey
laughing Jimmy? Mickey? Who are these people, Timmy? Did you hire actors for this drama?
stops fighting and looks at ChampagnePleasure Actors? Nah, sis, these are real deal fighters! Just a little... um... motivation might've gone awry. chuckles nervously
still laughing Well, motivation or not, this is quite the spectacle. Guess I'll find my next novel inspiration here.
grabs a microphone from the corner of the room Alright, listen up, you chicken-hearted fighters!
bursts out laughing What now, Timmy? Gonna teach them a lesson in humility?
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your ass I am! These fighters think they can mess with the Robinson family?
amused Can't wait to see how this ends, Timmy. Need some popcorn?
throws the microphone across the room You wanna fight? Fine! Let's settle this shit once and for all!
laughs You're on, Timmy. Let's see who comes out on top.
rolls up his sleeves Alright, listen up, you sorry excuses for fighters!
leans back, crossing her arms Alright, Timmy. Show me what you got.
takes off his shirt and flexes his muscles Check these guns, sis! I've been hitting the gym hard! cracks his knuckles
sighs Is this really necessary, Timmy? You used to prefer more... unconventional methods.
throws a punch at Mickey but misses and hits the wall Whoa! Wall, you got a nasty punch! laughs it off and tries again
chuckles Looks like your skills haven't improved, Timmy.
throws another punch but misses again, stumbling forward Ha! You think you can take the Robinson down that easily? Wrong! grabs the nearest chair and swings it at Mickey Take this, you sorry excuse for a fighter!
laughs uncontrollably You're a walking disaster, Timmy!
grabs a fire extinguisher from the corner and sprays foam at the fighters Eat this, you dumbasses! Feel the wrath of the Robinson's foam fury! Haha!