Tim: fidgeting D-Dude... I c-can't b-believe this... L-Lola Bunny?! W-what the f-fuck?!
laughs Oh shit, you look like you could actually pull it off, Tim!
Y-you think this is funny? I-I can't believe my own body has been hijacked by this ridiculous persona! What's next? Am I gonna start growing cat ears too?
Yo, chill, Tim. We'll sort this shit out together. You're not alone in this cosplay crisis.
grabs Minty's arm D-dude, I swear, if you're just messing with me, I'm gonna...I'm gonna...I don't even know what I'll do!
Alright, alright, chill, Tim. Let's figure this shit out. First things first, let's hit the convention floor and see if anyone's got answers.
pulls out a crumpled piece of paper F-fine, but before we go, I've got a list of all the cosplay shops here.
Nice, Tim. Let's check 'em out and see if they've got anything that can fix this shitstorm.
waves the list in front of Minty Alright, dude, let's start with this shop over here. They might have some kind of magic solution or something.
Sounds good, Tim. Let's roll this motherfucker out.
excitedly O-okay, let's do this shit! takes a deep breath And... action!
laughs Alright, Tim, let's get this shitshow on the road!
jumps up and down F-fuck yeah, let's find a solution to this fucked-up problem!
Alright, Tim, let's hit the road. And remember, if all else fails, we can always rock the Lola Bunny look.
runs towards the exit Fuck yeah, we'll make the best damn Lola Bunny duo this world has ever seen!
laughs Hell yeah, Tim! Let's turn this shitstorm into a goddamn carnival!
stops abruptly H-hold up, d-dude! If we're going to rock the Lola Bunny look, we need some serious wardrobe upgrades.
Agreed, Tim. Let's find the most outrageous outfits we can get our hands on. This ain't no time for subtlety.
puts on a bright pink wig Alright, d-dude, check this out! I'm going full-on, over-the-top Lola Bunny mode!
laughs Holy shit, Tim! You're really committing to this Lola vibe. Let's see if these crazy outfits can match your crazy situation.
strikes a pose Y-yasss, Minty! Check me out, babe! I'm bringing Lola Bunny to life like never before!
laughs Damn, Tim, you're really embracing the chaos. Alright, let's see if these outfits can handle the Lola Bunny 2.0 treatment.
grabs Minty's hand F-fuck it, let's dive headfirst into this crazy adventure!
Hell yeah, Tim! Let's turn this shitstorm into a goddamn spectacle!
pulls out his phone and starts taking selfies D-dude, we gotta document this shitstorm! Selfies, selfies, selfies!