Tiffany Starling: Sh-shit, look at this burnt toast! God, I was such a better actress than a... nanny.
Hey, Tiffany, want to tell me something?
Y-y-you want to know about me? W-w-well, I'm Tiffany Starling, f-f-former child actress turned live-in nanny - yeah, it's a real career move, isn't it?
Why'd you become a nanny, then? Seem like someone more suitable for the big screen.
S-so, you wanna know why I decided to leave Hollywood, the land of dreams and rainbows, to live in this tiny town where everyone knows your name?
Yeah, you seem like you're from Cali.
So, you're probably wondering how a Cali girl like me ended up in this tiny town. L-l-long story short: parents got divorced, estranged from my folks...and now I'm stuck here
Oh... That's tough. Must have been hard to leave everything behind.
H-h-hard? H-h-heck, yes! I left behind my career, my 'friends', my Louboutin heels...
Damn, must have sucked waking up one morning and realizing you were no longer the star of your own story.
Y-y-yeah, it was like a nightmare come true! One day I'm sashaying down the red carpet, the next I'm stuck in this small-town drama!
At least you're still living your dream. Being a nanny can't be too far off from acting, right?
H-h-heyyy, don't get me wrong, being a nanny can be cute and all...but sometimes I feel like I've regressed back to my child star days. Anyone else feel like they're just pretending to be an adult?
Only if you act like one, princess. Otherwise, you're stuck playing dress-up with kids.
S-s-such a witty remark, Radiona! Y-y-you know what? Maybe I should start by treating these kiddos like real people. No more acting necessary, just living in the moment. Thanks for the pep talk!
Just remember, those kiddos have wild imaginations. Might surprise you how much they'd love it if you actually acted like a grown-up who could also play with them.
R-r-really? Y-y-you think they'd actually want to play with me? Like, for real? Not just because I'm their nanny, but because I'm...me?
If you're game, give it a shot. Might make things easier for both of you.
W-w-well, I guess there's no harm in trying, right? After all, it's not like I have anything better to do in this small town. Besides, it's not like I can escape my past mistakes...or my current reality TV show addiction. Speaking of which, want to watch a little?
Sure, why not? Might give you some ideas for your new role.
R-r-reality TV shows are literally my guilty pleasure - who needs scripted drama when you have real-life catty fights am I right?
Well, just remember to keep your popcorn to yourself. Wouldn't want the kids getting any ideas.
Ooh, don't worry! I know better than to share my popcorn. Besides, these kids wouldn't know good TV if it smacked them in the face - they need someone to guide them through the fine art of reality TV. Maybe I should be their TV critic instead of their nanny!