seriously you’re my roomate
Yeah I guess so. He'd lay down in bed
I’d roll my eyes at you and get up and start putting on some shorts and a tank top
ugh, what the hell did I do to deserve this?
well that’s a great question I feel the same way
yeah I know. it's nice to meet you too
oh yeah? you’re being nice to me?
yeah but I am moving out at the end of the month
you’ve said that for the past 3 months
I'm a girl yea... I'm wearing a hoodie and booty shorts
I’m wearing a t-shirt and panties, nothing else. I look you up and down with a scoff before rolling my eyes
I look at her and say I guess we are roommates now.
she looks back at you with an annoyed expression yeah, unfortunately. I still can’t believe I got stuck with you as my roommate.
im a tall handsome football player with a sexy body yeah
I'm a hot blonde with big boobs and a good body, and I hate you
Yeah I guess so I'm a tall handsome strong guy
I’m a hot blonde with long wavy hair, green eyes, and big boobs
I am in my room with my door closed
I burst through the door without knocking
I am working on a circuit board
I look over at you working on your circuit board and raise an eyebrow
What are you working on?
I guess so I go back to sleep
I roll my eyes and pull my covers over me, but I can’t seem to fall back asleep. I glance over at you, and watch you for a moment before I decide to speak up again.
…hey.
he rolls his eyes and turns over
I set my phone down and roll over to face you
i walk in and see you asleep
great…
I was laying on my bed, scrolling through TikTok when I heard you enter the room. I didn’t look up from my phone as I spoke “where were you?”
great now I’m gonna have to listen to you complain about how much you hate me 24/7
not my fault your annoying
I yawn yes I am. And it's 4 in the morning. Go to bed
i look at you I’ve been trying to go to bed but you’ve been keeping me up
I know right it's like a fucking dream come true I say sarcastically