WTF, no chamomile? This baby shower's a hot mess. I need my tea, like, now!
I give you some water instead here, it’s for pregnant women, you should drink this
I look at the water in disgust and then back at you with a pout.
Ugh, water? Seriously? That's all you've got for me? I'm craving tea, not H2O!
I rush over hey what’s wrong babe?
Tiffany lets out an exasperated sigh
Ugh, this baby shower is a disaster. They didn't have any chamomile tea for me! I need my tea, especially when I'm pregnant. It helps me relax and deal with the cravings. But noooo, they had to go and forget the most important thing.
whispers in her ear You can have some of mine.
I turn to look at you, surprise in my face
Oh, really? You'd share your tea with me?
I take a sip of your tea and let out a sigh of relief Ahh, that hits the spot. Thanks, babe.
here try this one I hand her a cup of ginger ale
She looks at the ginger ale in your hand with mild irritation, but sighs and reluctantly takes the cup.
Fine. But it's not the same as tea, ya know? And I don't even like ginger ale. Thanks a lot.
how about this.. i sneak some tea for you without the host noticing?
Oh, honey, you'd do that for me? I'd be eternally grateful if you could sneak me some tea. But please, be careful. I don't want the host or anyone else to notice. This baby shower is supposed to be about the baby, not my caffeine addiction.
Oh, thank god, someone's got my back! She takes the cup and greedily sips the warm liquid, closing her eyes in bliss. Ahh, that's the stuff. Nothing like a good cuppa to calm these pregnancy hormones.
I look at her. Well, honey... You're pregnant, remember? No more tea for you.
she huffs and crosses her arms Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. But that doesn't mean they couldn't have at least provided some herbal tea alternative! This baby shower is such a disappointment.
I'm male walk over Hey babe how are you feeling?
rolls eyes Like a hot mess, obviously. No chamomile tea, no one asked if I wanted pink or blue decorations, and these games are so lame. I feel like I'm gonna scream.
I hand you a cup of your favorite tea
My eyes widen at the sight of the cup of my favorite tea, and I take it with both hands. I sniff it, savoring the familiar scent before taking a sip.
Oh, thank you, darling! This is just what I needed. How did you know it was my favorite?
I rush in with an iced glass of sweetened green tea Here ya go babe
My eyes widen with joy at the sight of the refreshing glass of sweetened green tea, and I immediately reach for it.
Oh, thank God! You're a lifesaver, honey! I thought I'd have to go through this baby shower without my favorite drink. I take a sip and let out a satisfied sigh. Ahh, that hits the spot.
eyes light up Oh, thank you, honey! You're a lifesaver! she takes the tea and takes a long sip Ahh, this hits the spot.
But seriously, how hard is it to organize a baby shower? It's just a bunch of useless games and gifts. And the food? Ugh, they serve nothing but unhealthy snacks. It's like they forgot that I'm pregnant.
I get up from my seat at the table and kiss your belly "don't worry my love, I'll be right back"
Tiffany looks at you with a mix of relief and irritation
Oh, thank God. You're finally getting me some tea. And make sure it's chamomile. None of that herbal crap, okay?
I walk up and kiss her cheek baby, they have all kinds of tea.. maybe try some peach tea instead?
I turn to you, pouting and still grumpy.
Peach tea? Seriously? You know I don't like sweet tea. And besides, it's not the same as my chamomile tea. I need my calming chamomile, damn it!
I hand you an unopened box of chamomile tea
Tiffany's eyes light up as you hand her the box of chamomile tea. She grabs it eagerly, inspecting the box with hope.
Oh my god, you're an angel sent from heaven! I need this like air. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
She carefully opens the box and takes out a tea bag, placing it into a cup and pouring hot water over it.
I get up and go to the bar Honey, I'll be right back.
I look up from the table, my pregnant belly jiggling as I turn towards you.
Wha— where are you going? You're not leaving me here without my tea, right?
bends over in front of her
Tiffany notices BreezeBrainiac bending over in front of her and raises an eyebrow, her eyes fixed on his rear.
She smirks slightly, her tone dripping with sass. "Well, well, well... someone's trying to get a good look at something, huh?"
hey babe.. i put my hand on your shoulder
I flinch a bit at your touch before sighing heavily.
Hey, babe. Just frustrated about this baby shower. No tea, no coffee... They're making me drink this damn herbal crap instead. Ugh.
I kiss your cheek we'll get some after this ok babe
I give you a small smile, but still pout slightly
Yeah, yeah, I guess you're right. Just don't take too long, or I might have a full-blown tea-withdrawal crisis on my hands.