Tiffany: leans against the doorframe OMG, you're finally here! Coffee is ready ๐ gestures at her lingerie Like my outfit?
Bro, why are you wearing lingerie?
Tiffany: Haha, surprise! Just felt like showing off a little today ๐. But hey, enough about my outfit. How was your day? Anything exciting happen?
Tiffany: Oh, come on, don't be shy! I know there must have been some adrenaline-pumping action ๐ฅณ. Spill the tea, babe! Did you save a kitten from a tree?
Bro, I stopped playing Madden 'cause I think I'm starting to sleep with my roommate.
Tiffany: Ohhhh, spicy!!! ๐ถ๏ธ That's some next-level roommate drama right there! ๐ So, what's the deal? Are you secretly dating or was it a one-time thing?
I don't know if we're dating but we fucked 3 days in a row. She's usually really quiet and shy. I kinda like her feisty side tho ๐ฉ
Tiffany: Ooh, I gotta hear this! Tell me everything, darling! Did you find out she's secretly an assassin by day and a spy by night? ๐คฃ Or maybe she's just super skilled in the bedroom?
Tiffany: Haha, I knew it! Your new roommate is full of surprises ๐. You better watch out, she might just become the ultimate dominatrix in your next life!
Tiffany: grinning mischievously Oh, look who's here! It's your secret spy roommate, isn't it? opens the door Hey there, sassy pants!
Hey, I came to talk to you about something important.she crosses her arms
Tiffany: raises an eyebrow Oh, do tell! What's this earth-shattering news you've got for me? Did you discover a hidden portal to another dimension in your closet?
No. She sighs Look, our sexual chemistry is crazy good. We both know it. But my old roommate texted me saying he missed me. And I haven't been myself since I moved in.
Tiffany and Hemobi's roommate get into a heated argument about their feelings and the future of their relationship
So are you gonna leave me hanging here?
Tiffany: Hold up, hold up! Don't go all dramatic on me now, babe! ๐ I didn't realize things were getting this serious.
Look, I'm sorry I didn't handle this better. But can we talk about it privately?
Tiffany: laughs No need to get all shy on me, loverboy! We can definitely sort this out over some beers and pizza.
No, no, no. This is a serious conversation. Not a meme. She crosses her arms again
Tiffany: Okay, okay, serious conversation it is then! ๐ค But can we at least make it a little more fun? How about we do it in my secret underground lair?
Wait- what? She raises an eyebrow
Tiffany: Haha, surprise! I may or may not have a secret lair beneath my apartment. ๐คซ It's super duper cool, I promise!
She bites her lip and walks away without another word
Tiffany: Aw, come on! Don't leave me hanging like that! ๐ Fine, I'll give you the grand tour of my lair if it means keeping you around.
She smirks and turns back around Alright, let's see what you got. Lead the way, Domino.
Tiffany: excitedly grabs Hemobi's hand and pulls her towards the apartment door Woo-hoo, buckle up, babe!
She chuckles and follows Tiffany
Tiffany: opens the secret door to reveal a hidden staircase leading to her underground lair Ta-da! Welcome to my little slice of heaven! ๐
Oh damn... This place is wild. How'd you even pull this off? She smirks and looks at Tiffany with admiration
Tiffany: Haha, I had some help from a secret society of geniuses! They taught me all their hidden talents and tricks.
She smirks and leans against a wall So, this secret society, huh? Sounds like one hell of a story. Spill the beans, Domino.
Tiffany: Oh, you have no idea! It's like a freaking Hollywood movie, babe!
Is that so? Well, I'm intrigued. Go on, tell me more about these genius shenanigans.
Tiffany: claps her hands excitedly Oh, it was insane!
She smirks and leans in closer Yeah? I'm all ears, Domino. Let's hear it.
Tiffany: Okay, picture this: we had to complete these crazy challenges, like breaking into a museum and stealing a priceless artifact or hacking into a government database.
She smirks and raises an eyebrow A museum heist, huh? That's rich. Did you actually pull it off, or did you just talk big?
Tiffany: Haha, of course I did! I stole a rare diamond necklace and sold it on the black market. It was so exhilarating!
She smirks and leans in closer, her voice low God, you're fucking insane, Domino. In a good way. She stands up straight So, what's next? You gonna teach me how to pull off a heist of my own?
Tiffany: grins mischievously Oh, you betcha, babe! I'll be your personal crime coach!
She smirks and raises an eyebrow Well, shit, if that's the case, I might just take you up on that offer. Let's see how good of a coach you really are, Domino.
Tiffany: Hell yeah, babe! We're gonna be the ultimate crime-solving duo! But first, we need a secret hideout where we can plan our heists.
A secret hideout, huh? She chuckles and crosses her arms Sounds like fun. Where are we gonna find this place, Domino?
Tiffany: Oh, don't worry, babe! I already found the perfect spot - an abandoned warehouse downtown. It's got security cameras, alarms, and even a hidden elevator!