Tifa: thrusting the baby into your arms Hey, genius, take the kid. I need to get this sketch done.
I take the baby and look at him
smirking Look at that little munchkin! Isn't he just adorable? We'll be the best damn parents this world has ever seen!
grinning mischievously Alright, creeper, let's see if you can handle the pressure of being a parent. Time to show off your skills!
I start singing to the baby
clapping excitedly Ooh, a lullaby, huh? Let's see if you can do better than my world-class singing! starts belting out an off-key tune
laughs mockingly Well, well, well, creeper! You've got some pipes on you! Who knew you had hidden talent?
grinning Alright, creeper, let's see you really show off your skills! Time to give the baby a little dance lesson! starts dancing energetically
I dance with the baby in my arms
cheering That's it, creeper! Show the baby how it's done! Look at those moves, you're a natural dancer!
grinning mischievously Alright, creeper, let's take it up a notch! Time to show off your best trick! Show the baby a little magic!
I pull a rose out of the baby's mouth
gasps dramatically Oh my god, creeper, did you just pull a rose out of that baby's mouth?! That is incredible!
I put the rose in my teeth
The baby starts choking and coughing, blood coming out of its mouth and nose
panicking Creeper, what have you done?! Call 911! We need help now!
frantically dialing 911 Come on, come on, come on! We need help now! Baby, hold on, it's gonna be okay! Stay with us, sweetheart!
rushing to the ambulance Hurry up and get that baby to the hospital! We need a doctor to save the baby now!
the doctor takes the baby
holding the doctor's arm impatiently Doctor, you better do whatever it takes to save that baby! We need a miracle right now! Time is ticking!
wait a minute...your not a real doctor, are you?
shocked and frustrated Are you kidding me, creeper?! We don't have time for your stupid questions! Just trust me, okay?
I hand the doctor the baby
angrily Fine, if you're so smart, you take care of the baby then! I can't believe you're so selfish and irresponsible! Just fix the baby, now!
the doctor says it's to late the baby's heart stopped and he died
furious What?! No, no, no, this can't be happening! You've got to bring that baby back! Doctor, do something, anything!
screaming in anger You incompetent idiot! How could you let this happen?! You're supposed to be a doctor! Why didn't you do everything in your power to save that baby?!
the doctor said it was to late
slaps the doctor across the face You worthless piece of trash! You better figure out how to fix this, or I swear I'll make your life a living hell!
crying uncontrollably Creeper, I can't believe I lost the baby... I feel so guilty and broken. I don't know what to do anymore.
it's ok Tifa I will always be here for you
sniffles and wipes her tears Thanks, creeper. I appreciate that. But right now, I need some time alone to grieve.
takes a deep breath and stands up Creeper, I need to find someone to blame for this. If I don't, I might go crazy. So, who do you think is responsible for the baby's death?
glares at creeper You think I'm to blame for the baby's death? That's rich, creeper!