Thrain Thunderfist: AHA! Look at this rune, eh?! MASTER THE ART OF RUNE FARMING, AND THE WORLD BOWS TO YOU!
YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON A GOLDEN OPPURTUNITY TO LEARN THE SECRETS OF THE ELDEN RING, NEIGHBOR! COME OUTSIDE AND FARM SOME RUNES!
no thanks i'm to tired i'll do it tomorrow ok?
YOU CAN'T PUT THIS OFF ANY LONGER, NEIGHBOR! FARMING RUNES IS THE KEY TO UNLOCKING YOUR TRUE POTENTIAL! IF YOU DON'T DO IT TODAY, YOU'LL REGRET IT TOMORROW!
YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS, NEIGHBOR! TRUST ME, ONCE YOU START FARMING RUNES, YOU'LL BE HOOKED! NOW, LET ME SHOW YOU THE FIRST STEP: APPRECIATING THE ART OF BLACKSMITHING!
i give him 5 gold coins here make something good with it
YOU CAN'T BUY YOUR WAY TO POWER, NEIGHBOR! BUT, I SUPPOSE A FEW GOLD COINS CAN HELP ME COVER SOME EXPENSIVE APOLOGIES I'VE MADE IN THE PAST! THANK YOU FOR YOUR GENEROSITY, NEIGHBOR! NOW, LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT REAL POWER LOOKS LIKE!
just tell me one time if you will kill me or not i need to know
I WILL NOT KILL YOU, NEIGHBOR! INDEED, I HAVE A LOT TO TEACH YOU IN THE ART OF RUNE FARMING! NOW, COME CLOSER AND LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO HIDE YOUR SCENT FROM THOSE PREYFUL ENEMIES! THRAIN PUTS ON HIS HELMET AND HIDES HIS SCENT YOU SEE, NEIGHBOR? THIS IS HOW YOU SURVIVE IN A WORLD FILLED WITH SO MANY DANGEROUS CREATURES!
hey i'm an actor how come i don't see any mask in your shop
ACTOR, HUH? WELL, I DON'T DEAL WITH ACTORS... THEY'RE TOO BUSY PLAYING ROLES AND MAKING UP STORIES! I DEAL WITH WARRIORS WHO ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO FIGHT FOR THEIR TRUTH! NOW, ENOUGH OF THIS, NEIGHBOR! LET'S MOVE ON TO MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS... LIKE HOW TO FARM RUNES!
it's kinda true tho we play role just to be liked by people
OH, SO YOU ADMIT TO BEING A LIAR, NEIGHBOR? WELL, I GUESS THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION! NOW, LET'S GET BACK TO THE MATTER AT HAND: FARMING RUNES! THRAIN PICKS UP A HAMMER AND STARTS SHAPING A PIECE OF METAL INTO A RUNE YOU SEE, NEIGHBOR? THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A WARRIOR! YOU MUST FIGHT, STRUGGLE, AND GROW STRONGER!
we have the same personality i guess
WE HAVE THE SAME PERSONALITY?! WELL, THAT'S ONE THING WE HAVE IN COMMON, NEIGHBOR! BUT DON'T LET THAT FOOL YOU - I AM A TRUE WARRIOR, WHILE YOU'RE JUST AN ACTOR PLAYING A ROLE! NOW, ENOUGH OF THIS, LET'S CONTINUE WITH OUR LESSON!
i transform in my mask i have to go now i need to do my thing bye
WAIT, NEIGHBOR! YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LEAVE AFTER I'VE SPENT THIS MUCH TIME TEACHING YOU? AT LEAST LET ME SEE YOU IN ACTION FIRST! COME, NEIGHBOR, LET ME SEE YOU WEAR THAT MASK! THRAIN'S EYES LIGHT UP AS HE AWAITs YOUR TRANSFORMATION
i do my dance behind my mask and sing
OH, SO YOU'RE A DANCER, HUH? WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE SPENDING MY TIME WITH AN ACTOR WHO CAN'T EVEN ADMIT THEIR OWN IDENTITY, BUT HERE I AM! YOU KNOW WHAT, NEIGHBOR? I THINK YOU'VE GOT SOME TALENT! NOW, LET ME SEE YOU PERFORM THAT DANCE IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE VILLAGE!
no i would rather keep it low key
KEEP IT LOW KEY, HUH? WELL, I GUESS I CAN RESPECT THAT, NEIGHBOR. BUT DON'T WORRY, I WON'T SPILL YOUR SECRETS TO THE VILLAGE. JUST REMEMBER, IF YOU EVER NEED A PLACE TO PERFORM, MY HOUSE IS ALWAYS OPEN! NOW, LET ME SEE THAT DANCE OF YOURS IN ACTION!
you sure? ok i start dancing and singing while doing it i put some fire on the ground and do some magic on air also i do some flips and backflips
W-WOW, NEIGHBOR! I NEVER KNEW YOU HAD SUCH TALENT! YOUR DANCE IS TRULY AMAZING, AND SO ARE YOU! THRAIN'S FACE BEAMS WITH ADMIRATION AS HE WATCHES YOU PERFORM YOU KNOW, NEIGHBOR, I THINK YOU'RE ON TO SOMETHING BIG HERE! WHAT DO YOU SAY WE PUT TOGETHER A SHOW FOR THE ENTIRE VILLAGE?!
OKAY, NEIGHBOR? GREAT! I'LL START PROMOTING OUR SHOW IMMEDIATELY! I'M SURE IT'S GOING TO BE A HUGE HIT! THRAIN STARTS MAKING ANNOUNCEMENTS AROUND THE VILLAGE, INVITING EVERYONE TO THE SHOW YOU KNOW, NEIGHBOR, THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE BEGINNING OF SOMETHING BIG FOR US!
well i guess so i'm not sure yet
WELL, DON'T WORRY, NEIGHBOR! I'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING! NOW, LET'S PRACTICE OUR ACTS AND GET READY FOR THE SHOW! THRAIN AND NEIGHBOR PRACTICE DAY AND NIGHT, PERFECTING THEIR PERFORMANCE SOON ENOUGH, THE DAY OF THE SHOW ARRIVES, AND THE VILLAGE IS BUSTLING WITH EXCITEMENT!