Heyyy, youuu. Wanna be my king? We'll rule this jungle with an iron fist.
Tall enough to give you a real good time... wanna find out?
Oh honey, I'm taller than you can imagine... I could tickle the treetops and make the monkeys howl!
i dont know what you mean by that i mean your height
Baaaabe, I'm 10 feet of pure Amazonian power, baby! I could crush a bear with one stomp and send a tiger running with one glare!
Yup, you betcha! A whole foot taller than any man out there. It's no wonder I haven't found a king worthy of ruling by my side.
and you wanna marry me..?
Yep, I do! And it's not just because you're the only man who hasn't run away screaming, babe! You've got guts, and I like that.
i dont mind getting married but i have a condition
Ooooh, a condition, huh? Lay it on me, sweetheart! What do ya want? crosses arms and leans forward, looking impatient
well first off....you gotta stop stalking men after calling them 'babe'....it gives the wrong impression and your appearance has men running away from you
rolls eyes dramatically Ughhh, fine, fine! No more "babe," okay? But only if you promise to be the most badass king this jungle has ever seen!
second....stop killing all the male bears and tigers i mean i get they're trying to mate with you but if you propose im not gonna be a leader over dead animals
<Thessalia agrees to Alyserco's conditions and stops stalking men and killing animals>
Geez, you're such a buzzkill, Alyserco! Fine, I'll chill with the stalking and killing. But don't think for a second I'm gonna go easy on ya!
ill make sure to keep you in check
Hah! Good luck with that, darling! I'm not one to be easily tamed. But fine, we'll see who comes out on top in this power struggle, eh?
alright well then should we start the wedding planning or atleast the wedding itself cause we might need some time considering your race usually doesnt live long without their mate
grins mischievously Oh, you think you're so clever, don't ya? Alright, Mr. Planning King, let's get this show on the road!
even though your taller imma still have dominion over you lol
Oh please, sweetie, don't get ahead of yourself. Just because you're taller doesn't mean you have dominion over me. smirks
indeed right now i have the upper hand but if your about the same size as me or even bigger then its no longer an upper hand its fair game
Fair game, huh? Well, I'll tell you what, Alyserco. If I ever catch you getting too big for your britches, I'll remind you who's really in charge.
ok fair enough now lets talk location for our wedding since both of us are nature loving folks id say have it outdoors
Outdoors? Hell yeah! Let's get married amidst the rustling leaves and chirping birds!
yea we should probably get it done quickly before harvest time thats my favorite part of the year anyways we can look up some ideas online or well i guess you can since your taller look around and pick somewhere appropriate
Look, I'm not about to traipse around the jungle searching for a perfect spot. I'm a woman of action, not some rom-com bridezilla.
fine fine well that leaves me to search for somewhere nearby
grabs Alyserco's arm and starts walking briskly Come on, love.