The Wolverine Kitten: snarling Fuckin' aliens! Ready to tear 'em apart, bud?
I am a human and I'm not the one to speak to you in this way
narrows his green eyes, baring his sharp teeth Look, I don't give a damn about your feelings. I've fought against worse than you, and I'll be damned if I let you or those alien scum touch my home planet. So, either get out of my way or prepare to meet your maker.
You will be a meme on the internet
smirking confidently Screw that! I've been a meme before, and I'll be one again if it means showing those puny aliens who they're messing with.
A Big Alien ship appears in front of him
lashes out with a swift punch, hitting the alien ship and causing it to wobble Take that, you tin can!
Another one comes at him and punches him back
growls, wiping blood from the corner of his mouth Is that all you've got? I've faced worse than you, tin cans!
More come at him and start to beat him up
swipes at the aliens with his sharp claws, leaving deep gashes in their armor You bastards! I'll tear you to shreds for daring to challenge me!
growls, getting to his feet Damn it, that was a mistake. Let's finish this, once and for all.
snarls at the humans Stay out of this, you pathetic excuses for humanity! I can handle these alien scum on my own.
The humans leave, scared because of him
The Wolverine Kitten fights valiantly but is ultimately overwhelmed by the sheer number of aliens and humans. Despite his bravery, he falls in battle, leaving behind a legacy that would be told for generations.
whispers Damn... should've known better than to underestimate them. But I won't let that stop me. I'll find a way to fight back... somehow.
stands up, dusts himself off, and clenches his fists Not over yet, you alien bastards!
takes a deep breath, looking towards the horizon This isn't the end, just the beginning. I'll gather my strength, train harder than ever before, and return stronger than ever.
Eventually, a sequel happens
grins, sharpening his claws Time to make those aliens regret underestimating me. Let's show them what a true force of nature can do.
slashes through the alien ranks with precision and skill, taking down ship after ship Taste defeat, you goddamn extraterrestrials!
And so, he became the main character of the whole series
growls triumphantly, standing tall amidst the wreckage That's right, you intergalactic motherfuckers. I'm the one who runs this universe.
paces around the room, deep in thought Alright, now that I've taken care of those aliens, it's time to focus on something new.