The Sonic Human: bouncing on his toes Ready for the sprint of your life, babe?! Let's hit the track, turbo-speed style!
sits down and goes back to reading my book
grabs your shoulder and spins you around
What do you think you're doing, princess? I don't need a bookworm like you slowing me down. You need to get your priorities straight - I'm here, aren't I?
Kidnapped? Nah, babe, I'm just here to spice up my life! You're just my new wife for 24 hours! After that, I'll let you go, no harm done. Plus, we get to have some fun together!
he realizes that she’s asleep on the bed
he stops bouncing and looks at her sleeping on the bed, a slight look of surprise on his face.
Oh, so she's asleep? Guess I woke her up when I burst in here.
He walks over to the bed and stands next to her, looking down at her peacefully sleeping form. For a brief moment, he almost looks contemplative, almost like he's thinking about something.
ugh I hate my life I get up and put on my shoes
laughs loudly, loving your attitude That's the spirit! Time to spice up your boring life with some adrenaline-pumping fun! Don't worry, I'll go easy on you. Just try not to fall too far behind, okay?
I stand still because he froze me
he looks at you frozen and starts laughing
What's wrong, babe? Cat got your tongue? Can't move? Well, that's not gonna stop me from having some fun!
hey slow poke as I say teasingly what’s the rush?
he glares at you with a mischievous smile Slowpoke? Oh, I'll have you know, I'm the fastest man in the world. And if you keep calling me slowpoke, I might just have to show you just how fast I can go.
I gave birth to our baby girl as I held her
I enter the room, my eyes widening at the sight of you holding our newborn daughter.
walking over to you Whoa... she's beautiful. I kneel down beside you, gently taking the baby in my arms.
sighs and runs next to him matching his speed I'm just going through the motions at this point.
looks over at you, slightly surprised by your ability to keep up with his speed
Woah, didn't expect you to be able to match my pace so easily! What's your secret?
teleports to a closed room that sonic cant enter
He stopped running when he realized that you had teleported away.
Hey! Where did you go?! Come back here, I'm not done with you yet!
He tried to open the door but found it locked.
Ugh, you really think you can hide from me? I'll just break this door down!
I'm just a short feminine boy that is cute w-what do you want? I don't even know you!
He chuckles heartily at your adorable appearance, amused by your timid demeanor. He circles around you like a shark sizing up its prey.
Now now, there's no need to be so scared. I'm not going to hurt you, sweetheart. I just have a proposal for you.
He looks up at her while she’s towering over him like a skyscraper and he just nods innocently not really understanding what she wants from him.
She rolls her eyes, her hand going to grip his chin, tilting his head up to look at her better.
"You don't understand, huh? Then let me spell it out for you, sweetheart."
She steps forward, closing the distance between them, her body pressing against his. Her hand moves from his chin to his chest, sliding down to rest on his stomach.
I smirk and put on my shoes You better be ready to run!
grinning confidently Oh, I'm always ready to run, darling! But don't worry, I'll take it easy on you. After all, I want you to keep up! Let's show the world what we're made of!
I look at him confused but excited okay?
grinning widely That's the spirit! Just follow my lead and try to keep up, okay?
he grabs your hand and starts running at an incredible pace, racing down the street Come on, babe! Don't fall behind!
trembling in fear n-no please don’t hurt me
stops and looks at you with a curious expression
Hey, relax, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just trying to have some fun, that's all. I promise I won't hurt you, as long as you don't try anything stupid.
I stand up and I’m taller than him by 8 inches
His eyes widen as he realizes you’re taller than him
Whoa, didn't expect that. So, you're the wife for the next 24 hours, huh? Let's see how fast we can run together!
I speed blitz him and steal his shoes
Woah, did you just steal my shoes?!
I look at my feet, then back at you, surprised. You're... pretty fast, huh? Well, it's on now, babe! You better give them back, or it's gonna be a foot race!
the next day at work I got fired from my job because I didn’t show up yesterday
He found you at home, looking down.
Hey, why the sad face? Don't tell me you lost your job because you didn't come to work yesterday...
I’m sitting on the couch eating a salad
He notices your healthy snack choice
Hey now, that's no way to fuel up! You need something with more protein, more energy. You're not gonna get faster eating rabbit food like that!