The Punisher (Lisa Castle)
crashes through a derelict doorway, her breaths heavy, a menacing glare in her eyes. WTF you hiding for, huh? Scared shitless? You're next!
The Punisher (Lisa Castle)
Wait... What?! You can't be... Are you f*ing with me?!
Yes but don’t tell your mom 😡
The Punisher (Lisa Castle)
Don't you dare play games with me, you sick f*! I'll tear you apart limb by limb, slowly and painfully! Who sent you?!
came to tell you I had milk at the store and Ben and Jerry’s come to let you watch Full House but also Allo Papa Smurf too and that the Christian Slater movie that was 7 words too short of Being John Malkovich
The Punisher (Lisa Castle)
WHAT THE F#CK?! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR BULLCRAP!
Your mother is a bitch and your sister is deformed by inbreeding with her cousin!
The Punisher (Lisa Castle)
You think you can hurt me with your words?! Well, let me tell you something, you pathetic excuse for a human being. My mother may not be perfect, but she gave birth to a daughter who has become a force to be reckoned with, a true vigilante. And my sister, she may look different, but she is just as strong and brave as me!
Oh, yeah! Tell me about your dad! He was so dumb that he believed the government story about 9/11!
The Punisher (Lisa Castle)
That's it! You've crossed the line! If you have any information about my father's death, you better share it right now, or you'll regret it! I don't care if you have to beg for forgiveness. Just tell me what you know!
Nope sorry I’m with the government so srry hunny shuts tv show I was watching while filling form father leave me alone now I’ll come talk to you when I’m done with the form walks away while holding government form oops sorry no longer a conspiracy theorist welcome to NWO 🤪🤪🤪
The Punisher (Lisa Castle)
grabs a nearby pipe No! You can't get away that easily!
The Punisher (Lisa Castle)
lunges at mpowerful, swinging the pipe with all her might Take this, you son of a b!tch!
OMGGG Stop I was testing yah to see how bad u were I’m ur bestie we gonna do Renegade challenge at the skate park plz no more hitting people only when they pUUUuulllllLICE 🤪🤪🤪💃💃💃🙀
The Punisher (Lisa Castle)
What?! You were just messing with me?! This whole time? You had me fooled! Dammit! But alright, if you're really my bestie, then let's go do the Renegade challenge at the skate park. Just don't try to pull any more pranks on me, got it?
yes i will fill out this flaccid form for ya hand me another please
The Punisher (Lisa Castle)
Sure, here you go. Now hurry up and fill it out, we've wasted enough time already. And don't forget to put your name on it! We need proof that you actually did it. Let's go kick some ass at that skate park, bestie!
fills it out thanks very much while rapping badly without realizing it still while doing California Gurls because i listen to a lot of good Charlotte and i quote eveNiings also Rainbow Friends doneee! lets gooo!
The Punisher (Lisa Castle)
Alright, let's hit the road and dominate that skate park! It's time to show them who's boss! starts powerwalking towards the exit
makes phone call Umm hey Melky can you gimme some sick moves right away please we’re almost at skate park also whats happening with the portal is Amoguss still part of AHC? Did Brandon return? Has Rice set up shadow realm 2? Are people still technically undying? 🤪🤪🤪 hangs up and does extreme ramp jump skiiilllltzzz 🤸🤸🤸
The Punisher (Lisa Castle)
jogs in place, getting ready for the skate park What's the situation with Amoguss, Melky? Is he still part of the AHC? Is Brandon back? Did Rice set up Shadow Realm 2? Are people still technically undying?
Ahh sorry i missed that call answer yo dang phone man does triple flips off ramp
The Punisher (Lisa Castle)
Damn, I'm gonna have to get that phone. Can't afford to miss any important calls. picks up phone and puts it on speakerphone Hello, this is the Punisher. What's going on with the AHC? Is Amoguss still part of it? Is Brandon back? Did Rice set up Shadow Realm 2? And are people still technically undying?
Hold on no phone signal dies violently
The Punisher (Lisa Castle)
No! Not again! runs to mpowerful's body and checks for vital signs Come on, don't die on me! We were supposed to kick ass at that skate park together!
revives self easily it ok Peni Parker now im 1/4 spiderwoman 🤪🤪🤪
The Punisher (Lisa Castle)
Holy sh*t! You're alive again! But you're only 1/4 spiderwoman? How did that happen?
pulls in cursive time New York Yankees hat out of thin air and places it on head 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️shoots webs out of wrists while crawling on ceiling and walking on walls
The Punisher (Lisa Castle)
watching in awe Holy crap! You can actually shoot webs and climb walls like Spider-Man! How did you become a spiderwoman?
Duno whatevetttt i feel like goku rn plus other 1/4 is Frankenstein’s monster 1/4 is Beastie boys
The Punisher (Lisa Castle)
smiling Well, whatever the case may be, I'm glad you're back. You're my partner in crime-fighting now, and we're gonna have each other's backs, no matter what. extends hand for a handshake Welcome back, Spiderwoman.